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I never pirate.
Well, unless I'm sailing the in Caribbean and have a good wifi connection.

There's a collection of my Tweets downloadable via torrent. Nobody's seeding though.

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:iconsteampunkedkat:
SteampunkedKAT Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2013
LOL
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:iconsir-jase:
sir-jase Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2013
That really funny.
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:iconcelticirishgirl:
CelticIrishgirl Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
LOL! You can't really hide from the internet police!
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Cute-Heart Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
nice :D
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:iconthehandsomerocklee:
TheHandsomeRockLee Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2013
I live in the Caribbean... that's just a stereotype... I may have a frothy voice, a bunch of kegs full of rum, a pet parrot, a ship, a novelty eyepatch and over a terrabyte of porn, music, anime, movies and games, but I swear on me harlots that I be as clean as a whistle... ... ARGH!!! :iconyouareapirateplz:
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:iconrusslex:
RussleX Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2013
That almost went right over my head.
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:iconlulu-fukurou:
LuLu-Fukurou Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2013
Sometimes, I believe hi's gonna get killed xD
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:icondepressinglyhappy:
Depressinglyhappy Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2013
I don't understand this joke
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:iconbear-boo:
Bear-boo Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
They think someone told him how to do it, while doing it you know?
So they can't see it..
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:icontheantsaboy94:
TheAntsaBoy94 Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
In theory, with a right programming you could do anything without anyone noticing, but I belive practically there`s many things limiting it. "Knowing your enemy is the quickest path to the victory", but even if one had all the needed information of how some security system worked, they would have to not only understand it, but also actually figure out a way to break through it. I belive when it comes to computing, perfect hacking is as impossible as perfect security. In other words, neither of them are possible.

On the other hand, in order to get caught there has to be a way to get caught, which is also a really complicated thing (I guess?) , leading us to the conslusion that whichside ever knows their job better is sure to win. There`s a reason why 4chan could hack 9Gag, but not Facebook (or they just trolled us all and never meant to do it anyway. I do belive they would be able to do that, thought).

I think hacking is quite interesting. Not that I`m interesting of doing any bad things, but rather just because I`m a nerd and want to understand how computer programs works. For the same reason I also want to know why Vista (which I fortunately don`t have to use) sucks and is there a way to create a perfect operating system (as in, works as it should).
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MouseDenton Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2013
I know a hacker who works for a major financial corporation protecting their servers, and the way it was explained to me was that when it comes to computers, all activity is logged, but it's a matter of taking a route that nobody will check in, or disguising your activity/intrusion as something normal. But if you've got someone with enough time on their hands and coding knowledge to go through the pages and pages of server logs, you'll find everything no problem. (But that can be like asking someone to look for a needle buried in the desert with a comb.)
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TheAntsaBoy94 Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yup, pretty much how I figure out it would work. Thank you for phrasing it better/clearer. :) Also, I didn`t know that the word "hacker" is used for people who protects computer/-s, too.

I don`t know what was I thinking when I said that neither perfect defense nor perfect attacking is possible when it comes to hacking. One has to be true, right? And you`re telling that it`s a perfect attack eh? Well, I could agree with that. Again, your last sentence, the one in brackets, tells how damn complicated this matter can be (`though I belive there`s a simple logical answer for this matter).

Although, I would like to belive it is possible, at least in theory, to create a perfect(ly safe) operating system, a system that could create a clear limits of how much control over the computer each programs can have. But how would that work? Well, I belive it would have to be a simple operating system, too simple for any loophole to be found.

Afterall, the good, if brief, is twice as good! Never it is a good idea to make things more complicatedly than necessery. But in the other hand, that "necessery" is not as simple notion as one could think at first. Too simple operating system would surely lack some needed properties/features that more complicated system would have. People would need a really clear goal, knowing exactly what the computer has to capable of doing, before starting to creating it.

Of course, despite it`s perfectness, it would probably be really unpractical if it wasn`t compatible with already exicsting programs (which would make the whole progress alot more complicated) or that there were people working on it`s very own programs, which in theory should be simplier than creating a program for already exicsting operating systems as this one would be clearly simplier, expect the fact that there are people who are familiar with already existing operating systems, of course. It would also take alot of time for it to become as useful as already existing operating system.

How about a system that can use both Windows and Mac programs and features?
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Pharos-E Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
jaja
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Wanton-G Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Hilarious!
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:iconsomaruiz:
SomaRuiz Featured By Owner May 31, 2013  Professional General Artist
Kind of reminds me of the Telephone Police from that one episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark. XD
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Johnny-Snow Featured By Owner May 30, 2013
if there was an internet police office, there wouldn't be a 4chan
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:iconsaouchi:
Saouchi Featured By Owner May 30, 2013  Student Digital Artist
no, they would all be corrupt and working with 4chan
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ElectronicCyborg Featured By Owner May 30, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
don't talk about 4chan that way!
They're always watching!!!
Oh God I just spoke of them!
*does sign of cross*Please forgive me 4chan, I did not mean to disobey you!!!
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latias43 Featured By Owner May 30, 2013
XD ahahahaha lol :P this ones epic
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AngelsKarith Featured By Owner May 30, 2013
rofl
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Jesterkin458 Featured By Owner May 29, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
lol
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:iconpjcyto:
pjcyto Featured By Owner May 29, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Yay audit!
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:iconsoul-daemon:
Soul-Daemon Featured By Owner May 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconfryseesplz: not sure if internet police... or I'm back in the matrix...
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:icontrudos:
Trudos Featured By Owner May 29, 2013  Student General Artist
This is beautiful! I love it! XD
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:icondemialc-neeb-sah-em:
Demialc-neeb-sah-em Featured By Owner May 29, 2013
You CAN hide. It's just not easy.
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Wolf-Mysteries Featured By Owner May 29, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LEEROY JEEEENNNKKIIINNNSSSS
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GHENGIZZ Featured By Owner May 29, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I don't Pirate, but when I do: I wear a straw hat:>
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Jeddy017-VZ Featured By Owner May 29, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I don't Pirate,but when I do:It's usually for the One Piece
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GHENGIZZ Featured By Owner May 30, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
And when you do, it takes you 15 years:>
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Soul-Daemon Featured By Owner May 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:icondosequisplz: I dont always pirate... but when i do its a hostile takeover of napster.
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:iconsha-ani:
Sha-ani Featured By Owner May 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
lol
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SonicWolvelina99 Featured By Owner May 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I...
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:iconjackgraham:
JackGraham Featured By Owner May 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Man do I love me some comics in the afternoon
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Wanderer619 Featured By Owner May 29, 2013
haha, Awsome
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:iconwanderer619:
Wanderer619 Featured By Owner May 29, 2013
Awsome
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germanvisitor Featured By Owner May 29, 2013
The last time I tried to download something without paying I ended up with a program that is nasty enough to call it malware. Oh and had to buy what I wanted anyway.
Lesson learnt.
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:iconwhuh:
whuh Featured By Owner May 29, 2013
or maybe you were just downloading from the wrong places... lol
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germanvisitor Featured By Owner May 29, 2013
A lot of wrong places obviously.
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aldrea03 Featured By Owner May 29, 2013
LMAO!!! completely awesome!! that probably would happen too.
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JohnnyHedgehog1992 Featured By Owner May 29, 2013
Uh... ok?
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RoloX Featured By Owner May 29, 2013
this reminds me of Michael Moore... if half the things he said where true, he wouldn't have a TV show, or an internet page, or even be alive... he said USA goverment poisoned Hugo Chavez with cancer, thats going full delusional xD
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germanvisitor Featured By Owner May 29, 2013
Do you know that the CIA is still proud of their support (weapons, training, money mercenaries) to the freedom fighters in Afghanistan during the Soviet occupation?

That >should< be a delusion. :roll:
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:iconrolox:
RoloX Featured By Owner May 29, 2013
let me ask you something... you're the president, terrorists invade your country, what do you do?
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germanvisitor Featured By Owner May 29, 2013
Usually the ministry for inner affairs, the police and the secret service is in charge there.
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FallingWithoutStyle Featured By Owner May 29, 2013  Student Writer
Seriously? What is with you guys?
Not only is this spam, but it's really stupid spam. You don't just "make diabetes". It's not like it's a choice. That's like saying "avoiding making cancer".
Some people.
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:icondeadcobra:
DeadCobra Featured By Owner May 29, 2013
They seem like nice people
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:icongekon-005:
Gekon-005 Featured By Owner May 29, 2013
Wayne should better tell the truth or else the consequences WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!
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TheEvilPeanut Featured By Owner May 29, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Ha. :iconiseewhatyoudidthereplz:
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:icontheevilpeanut:
TheEvilPeanut Featured By Owner May 29, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
what?!?! no i see what you did there face?!?!?!?!
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