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TGAG 369 Observant by Drunken-Novice TGAG 369 Observant by Drunken-Novice
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My observational talents are alright I think. Although I do get run over by cars a lot, but I think that speaks more to my super slow reflexes.

Something that won't run you over is the Twogag Facebook Page.
But that might just be because it doesn't have the means to do so. If it did all bets are off!

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ImpfeatherDeJudeJinx Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Well, Wayne is an idiot.

XD ah, of course Guy has a gun. And Frank XD

If you're still waiting for something on that Wayne thing, there's nothing here.
Wayne's just an idiot.
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FJolliff Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Frank.... Frank.... What is you eyesight? I want to know how you missed the obvious signs that Wayne did in fact meet your gorilla...
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thegoodsamaritan Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I thought he was just being a jerkass. He does that, you know.
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FJolliff Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
lol, sometimes it's hard to tell...
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thegoodsamaritan Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Indeed it is. It's probably best just to err on the side of "being a jerk."
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FJolliff Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
True that.
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WorldWalker128 Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2014
He must shop at Walmart. I swear, every other person I help there either can't read, is a master of missing the obvious, is half blind, or is just stupid.
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FJolliff Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
XD ya... I'm kinda guilty of that too...
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WorldWalker128 Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2014
To be honest the ones that honestly miss something don't irk me too much. It's the ones that walk into the department, stroll on up to you, and then begin with "Hi, I'm looking for ___"
No you're not. You're speaking to me. If you were looking for something, then we'd be speaking after you didn't find it. Or the ones that begin the item-inquiry by saying "How ya doin'?" then leap right into their spiel before you can reply. They're being incredibly rude and they don't even realize it.
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FJolliff Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Ah, then I'm safe. I try to do the whole walking through the aisle, trying to get a look at everything, then go find someone when I can't find it myself... But I usually ask a general location of the item first. "Do you know where I can find the ___?" Most stores in my city have multiple departments so I never know who to ask anyway... 
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WorldWalker128 Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2014
we used to have our departments labeled on our name tags (or badges, whatever you want to call them) but then we all realized that most folk don't bother to read them anyway unless they're angry and want to file a complaint. We're pretty much roaming house plants to them unless they want something. I suggested we wear certain colored shirts for the various departments so there'd be less confusion over who is from where, but I was given the same reason as above as to why that wouldn't really be worth it.
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FJolliff Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
When I look for help, I usually look for a nametag/badge so I don't accidentally ask another customer... Maybe big bold letters across the back of the shirts, like football jerseys have... 
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WorldWalker128 Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2014
Then you're smarter (or at the very least more considerate) than most people that shop at Walmart. This is a good thing.
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germanvisitor Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2014
Wayne often looks like that. :shrug:
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SteampunkedKAT Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2013
X)
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Irish-John Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2013
Good thing it's not stab proof.
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Halftrak Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Not a ten foot, but I did see an eight-'n-a-half...
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RazorD9 Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2013
Not sure what is more troubling, Frank actually making a bullet proof silver back gorilla, Guy's reaction was to shoot the gorilla as well as having a shotgun handy, or how under prepared Wayne is for all of this.
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falsewarrior Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
um ooops............darn it! inter-dimensional portals and gorillas do NOT go well together!
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Scr1b3 Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Why does it matter if the silverback is bulletproof or not??? Does Frank have more than one? :O
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XS-Is-The-Shiz Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Y-know... Wayne should expect no less from Frank by now...
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bluehazerd Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
I just got two questions to ask why dose a gorilla to be bullet-proof? and why did Wayne see this coming?
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goldenavatar Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2013
Guy would be ready for that sort of encounter, wouldn't she.
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goeliath Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
sometimes i wonder how you come up with this stuff
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PokeNOMNOMNOM Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Bwhahahaha. xD
Love these.
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Cute-Heart Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XD
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tea-time-freak Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2013
I swear, sometimes I feel like this is some awesome sci-fi action comic with ingenious plot lines, epic battles and three unlikely heroes who are the only ones crazy enough to repeatedly save the world. ... And you only show us the filler jokes. :'( :D
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OcioProduction Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
XD even better and better!! W Frank!!
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GiverofSnugglez Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Is it sad that, through all this, my main question was where she got the gun from?
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OmegaZzyzx Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2013
Just consider who you're talking about. Consider one of her friends is Frank. Now, is it really that hard to believe?
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GiverofSnugglez Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Fair point...
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ElectricB Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2013   General Artist
Yeah, I was actually a bit surprised it wasn't some high tech gizmo with a nuclear symbol on the side, nor something that included the word "gatling".  I guess she was feeling nostalgic and went old school. 
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OmegaZzyzx Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2013
No school like the old school - true.
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TVH3AD Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh man,this is just another day for those three huh?!
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DarkZeWulf Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Finally some reliable information involving where that bullet-proof ten foot silver back Gorilla who ate my best friends sister came from.

so Frank, how do i KILL said Gorilla?
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AsjJohnson Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist

...He asks for too much.

They're both more observant than me, though. I'd of probably just said "A big gorilla" - and that's if I didn't think it was some other primate. I'm all the time overlooking important details in everyday life, and then feeling stupid later when I make a fool of myself (...those things haunt me for years...). Though, there's been a few people who draw comics or write fiction who've said I'm observant.

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Literal-Comics Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Oh my god XD this really made me laugh too much.
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AlexandraAlex Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2013  Student Filmographer
XD
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Chrysoskies Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'm really hoping the next comic ties into this one, though I know you don't do that often :)
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redreplica Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lol
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Alysandir Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
What's the over/under on Wayne finally snapping and killing them both with a hand mixer? A year? Two?
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Wanderer619 Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2013
Wouldn't wanna run into that gorilla
in a dark alley
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AScarletmoon17 Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Poor Wayne XD 
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JARM13 Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
ROTFLMAO
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LeDaverix Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
xD
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TechnoShadowBlood Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Frank you sassy mofo.
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heartsdale2 Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2013
Dear Frank
Why did you choose to make a silver back gorrila bullet proof and ten feet tall? There are many others types of apes, so I am wondering why that was your choice?
PS. Can I have one?
Sincerely yours
Chris White.
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Knight-BIshop Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Does he do these experiments for science or....?
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ServerLoad15 Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2013
If you watch the tv show archer he's like the equivalent of dr krieger in my opinion. Doing science for crazy random.........purposes.............*SMOKE BOMB* -runs a away and hides in a bush- 
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Samael391 Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
He does them for the same reason most of us do; Why not?
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