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My name being Rickard other kids used to tease me by calling me "Picard". But I just thought that was kinda cool.
Until I found out it's the name of some bald nerd with a gay spaceship!

The original plan with my Facebook page was to create a small army to overthrow the establishment. But it turns out people don't overthrow stuff just because I make a Facebook post telling them they should.
So now I mostly just post my strips on there.

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:iconcookiesaurus-rex:
Cookiesaurus-Rex Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2014
I think calling your nephew a "shaft" would give Chad some ideas.
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:iconbellette:
Bellette Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2013
Congratulations! You nephew evolve into a sarcastic motherfucker
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:iconcrackajinx:
crackajinx Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2013
oh god dat last panel XD
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varletlegion Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2013  Student General Artist
Someday I've gotta remind myself to thank my dad for being more ruthless than my bullies... I've built an immunity to insults.
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Akatskifairy101 Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
be lucky they didn't call you di**ard
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Cute-Heart Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
nice :D
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:iconmikkillerib:
Mikkillerib Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
whats wrong with being nicknamed after a role that Sir Patrick Stewart have acted as?
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:iconstill-love-my-ex:
still-love-my-ex Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
lol
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:iconthespikeandkey:
TheSpikeAndKey Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Really enjoy your comic strips
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hungerygamer Featured By Owner May 30, 2013
I like Weenis.
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:iconsacana456:
sacana456 Featured By Owner May 25, 2013
hahahahaha :D
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PseudonymousRMY Featured By Owner May 15, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Hey! he might be a bald nerd, yes, but the spaceship is NOT GAY! Dx

xD okay, that's funny
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Moon-Phace Featured By Owner May 9, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
Really? They went with Picard, huh?


You had really nice bullies.
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Salexagerb Featured By Owner May 8, 2013
<_< The Enterprise can't actually BE attracted to members of the same gender, because it doesn't have a gender and also can't actually be attracted to anything. It's a freaking galaxy-class starship. If you mean gay in the archaic sense of happiness, it can't be that either because a galaxy-class starship, while awesome, doesn't have emotions. And Jean-Luc Picard was a Shakespeare fan, not a science fiction 'nerd' as you assume. He was the captain of a ship that was destined to explore new worlds and boldly go where no one has gone before. He was the equivalent of a NAVY CAPTAIN and deserves your respect for the effort it took to get him there. Captain Jean-Luc Picard was a fine example of humanity. SIR Patrick Stewart, who played Picard in the television series Star Trek: The Next Generation, has been KNIGHTED for his work in film and theatre. He was not truly bald at the time that he played Captain Jean-Luc Picard, but he is now and has aged gorgeously. Because that is what Tea. Earl Grey. HOT. does. It allows people to age gorgeously.
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Alexander941 Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2013
A galaxy-class starship can be attracted by sufficiently large masses like Stars, planets or black holes :-)
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Salexagerb Featured By Owner May 8, 2013
In short, Captain Jean-Luc Picard is the very epitome of "cool".
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cruzkit Featured By Owner May 7, 2013
How can you say that Picard is a nerd!!!!
The Enterprise is gay? How can a starship be gay?
Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Soapy-Lump-Nugget Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
He's just being comedic. :XD: I'm pretty darn sure nothing he says in his description is truth.
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Ixal Featured By Owner May 10, 2013
Well, make it a bit more round and you got this...
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:iconcruzkit:
cruzkit Featured By Owner May 12, 2013
That makes the ship look like a giant penis...

That doesn't mean it's gay...but I've been told the difference between a straight man and a gay man is 4 beers....
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Alexander941 Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2013
This Space Ship (The Surprise) may not be gay but its crew definitely is.
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:iconcpslkk:
cpslkk Featured By Owner May 7, 2013
Gay Spaceship? How is it gay?
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dinshino Featured By Owner May 7, 2013
The things some people name their children....
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GHENGIZZ Featured By Owner May 7, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Is is just me or does that bully look like he's related to Guy? Because that would just make way to much sense.
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:icondinshino:
dinshino Featured By Owner May 7, 2013
Wrong shade of red.
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:iconghengizz:
GHENGIZZ Featured By Owner May 7, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh yes you're right, sorry(if that was Guy's brother, they'd be dead:))!
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:icondinshino:
dinshino Featured By Owner May 8, 2013
Probably. Isn't that alluded to in one comic, or am I thinking of Haley's twin from American Dad?
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:iconghengizz:
GHENGIZZ Featured By Owner May 8, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Honestly, I have no idea. I was just going by the basis of Guy's character:)
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:icondinshino:
dinshino Featured By Owner May 8, 2013
Ah. Well, insomnia is seldom good for a person.
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:iconghengizz:
GHENGIZZ Featured By Owner May 9, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
That's true as hell:>
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:icondinshino:
dinshino Featured By Owner May 9, 2013
I know this all too well.
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TheHandsomeRockLee Featured By Owner May 7, 2013
That kid is gonna grow up to be one fine asshole just like his good old uncle Wayne. :iconimproudplz:
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:iconphaedrolous:
Phaedrolous Featured By Owner May 6, 2013  Student General Artist
Something seems gay about this...
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diskfire Featured By Owner May 6, 2013
Hehe, "Shaft". :iconhurrplz:
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SomaRuiz Featured By Owner May 6, 2013  Professional General Artist
Wait until he meets the internet. ;P
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lukaner-Z Featured By Owner May 6, 2013
i was going to say something clever but i got lazy
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GraphiteHeart Featured By Owner May 6, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
gotta prepare the kids!
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Levitating-Narwhal Featured By Owner May 6, 2013  Student General Artist
Oh my Gods, I love this comic! :iconshaplz:
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Wanderer619 Featured By Owner May 6, 2013
Awsome
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MA573rMiND Featured By Owner May 6, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
When I first got glasses, I had to get the ones that darken in sunlight. For a long time people at school called me Ozzy. Didn't know who it was (except maybe a single-celled cop character from a cartoon movie), and didn't care. I know now, but it still doesn't bother me. It's kinda cool, really.
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Animadefensor Featured By Owner May 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Ozzy-fucking Osbourne. Fuck yeah.
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Zombified-Muffin Featured By Owner May 6, 2013  Hobbyist
omg I love all of these so much xD Every one of them are hilarious :3
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SorbetBerry Featured By Owner May 6, 2013  Hobbyist
poor weenis, at least he's not an idiot like wayne though xD
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WilliamGrim23 Featured By Owner May 6, 2013
Somehow...Wayne helped him by using all those bullying techniques. He got used to it.
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snowskeeper Featured By Owner May 6, 2013
This is spam, and has been reported as such. Don't do it again.
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PhoenixOfWildfires Featured By Owner May 6, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Don't post spam here.
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TheInfamousJoeLinder Featured By Owner May 6, 2013  Student Digital Artist
heheheheh
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CyberWolf626 Featured By Owner May 6, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Damn, I wish I had an uncle like that. XD
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Kyoko-Li Featured By Owner May 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol, that poor kid.
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