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TGAG 269 Psycho by Drunken-Novice TGAG 269 Psycho by Drunken-Novice
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No psychiatrist has yet been able to cure my psychological need to spend a lot of money on therapy.

7 out of 10 psychiatrists recommend you visit the Twogag Facebook page.
3 out of 10 psychiatrists find it morally offensive to be offered bribes.

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:iconking-doodles:
King-Doodles Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
60% of the time it works every time.
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:iconscythmore:
Scythmore Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2013
/Don't make eye contact/
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:iconscribblewolf:
scribbleWolf Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2013
This is the far, my favorite one!!!

DAMN!!!
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:iconchicha-tan24:
Chicha-tan24 Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Hahah Guy just smashes the certificate and gives the psychiatrist the 'you sure as hell do not know what you are doing and don't deserve this diploma' look xD
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:iconhoneygoddess57:
HoneyGoddess57 Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2013  Student General Artist
:iconfacebooklikeplz:
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:iconthepiratess:
thePiratess Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2013  Student Filmographer
my favorite thus far. you are very charming lol
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:iconmanamoppet:
manamoppet Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
68,2% percent of statistics is made up on the spot, including this one.
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:iconthefuguestate:
thefuguestate Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
"7 out of 10 psychiatrists recommend you visit the Twogag Facebook page.
3 out of 10 psychiatrists find it morally offensive to be offered bribes."


That made me laugh big time :)
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:iconinkmo:
Inkmo Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Hatred of psychiatrists huh. Guy sounds in need of some Scientology courses if you ask me. B)
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:iconangelskarith:
AngelsKarith Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2013
he most likely got it at a yard sale anyway lol
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:iconmagicalmariette:
magicalmariette Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2013
gotta love Guy, This is one of the webcomics that I keep on following
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:iconkyronicartist:
KyronicArtist Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I feel like Guy sometimes when I'm seeking help from someone and they want me to do the helping instead. Only I bottle it in, more like Wayne... or a less sociopathic Frank.
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:iconkyronicartist:
KyronicArtist Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
When the image first started to load, I thought it was Wayne and Frank mixed together, but then realized it was the psychiatrist.
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:iconsoapy-lump-nugget:
Soapy-Lump-Nugget Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Anyone else noticing a slight style change? I see it mostly in the eyes.
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:iconmissthing83:
missthing83 Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
This is so very true!
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:icongreenmute:
GreenMute Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I hate restarted question like that too.
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:iconjbwarner86:
jbwarner86 Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2013
Love the doc's face in panel 3. "That wasn't nice..."
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:iconhellknightleon:
HellknightLeon Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
I want to Marry Guy.
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:iconlulu-fukurou:
LuLu-Fukurou Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2013
LOVE this one like hell
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:iconfullmoon2012:
FullMoon2012 Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah, that's how I'd feel too. ._.
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:iconhogia:
Hogia Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
"How does that make you feel?"
*SMASH*

Yep, makes sense.
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:iconcentiumcuspis:
CentiumCuspis Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2013  Student General Artist
you pay them because they listen but you know who else listens, kidnap victims.
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:iconendergentleman:
EnderGentleman Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Soo true. BTW I realize that most people nowadays find out about their problems on their own anymore. Even my psychologist thinks I still have problems when I just figured out whats wrong with me the whole time and now I know how to deal with my problems all on my own. Kind of waste my money on that part.
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:iconsocks192:
Socks192 Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2013  Student Digital Artist
and nine out of ten psychiatrist think the tenth psychiatrist is an idiot.
Love the comic, by the by.
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:iconryouyamibakura:
RyouYamiBakura Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2013
Hahaha nice

yeah but at the same time it's difficult and not to mention tricky to treat really intelligent people. Not saying that therapy is only for the absent minded, just that therapy is more about subtlety and intelligent people tend to pick up on it more.

anyway, I still found this hilarious, keep it up :P
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:iconpugiron:
Pugiron Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2013
Psychology is just like religion. It's mostly made up and they continue the illusion for the gullible willing to spend money on it.
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:iconspindlewinter:
SpindleWinter Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Or it could be the science of studying people's minds and behaviour. But hey, I'm just studying the subject at degree level, what do I know?
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:icone-nigmara:
E-Nigmara Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2013
...Wait. You're attacking faith AND science?

Wow. Your scrutiny of all things metaphysical transcends us all, truly.
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:iconmisterfriendly:
MisterFriendly Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2013
I think you nailed the lawyer doctrine on the head, too :iconhmplz:
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darckvampireneko Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
bien hecho esa respuesta
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:iconkronosam:
Kronosam Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
LOL!!! You go Guy!!
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:iconalexandraalex:
AlexandraAlex Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2013  Student Filmographer
i have met people like him in my life, & had to say they don't deserve their degree!!! X(
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:iconmasterofshadows:
masterofshadows Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2013
the FB gag was way better than the strip!
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:iconpharos-e:
Pharos-E Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
jaja
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:iconcatbot158:
Catbot158 Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2013  Student Writer
Guy is not amused. :iconmadfaceplz:
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:iconthe-golden-knight:
The-Golden-Knight Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2013
I don't think pacifism is the answer. Psychiatrists usually think it *is* the answer. This breeds conflict.
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:iconryuuzakimaurer:
RyuuzakiMaurer Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2013
Offshore sea psychiatrist?
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:iconmerfnstuff13:
Merfnstuff13 Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Legit.
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:iconamen-no-suomynona:
amen-no-suomynona Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
... So the cure is breaking psychiatrists' diplomas, thus crushing their self-esteem and pride....

That's legit.
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selenawatershine Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2013
That's actually supposed to be the point...they ask you those questions so you can try to figure it out yourself, because you're the only person who really knows yourself...if that made any sense.
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TheAntsaBoy94 Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
My thoughts exactly. No matter what other people tells you, it`s ultimately your own thoughts that changes you. All you need to know in order to be a good psychiatrists is how to get other people think the rights things in order to get the wanted change. :)
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:iconfb-phe13:
Fb-PHE13 Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
xD



Well, that question could only be answered two ways. Verbally, but actions work better.
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:iconburning-question:
Burning-Question Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh god, I'm studying psychology and I love this comic strip. Unlike 90% of people who study with me I don't want to be another psychotherapist and MOST people who claim they want to be it... well... their own psychical health is bad. VERY BAD. We were taking tests and results show how bad exactly. This is terrible! Dear people, of course it's very useful to have some crazy experience and tough life behind you if you want to understand your future patients but if you're just sick person who needs help then don't try to help others before you help yourself GODDAMNIT. So most of them want to help people but their life problems keeps them busy with themselves and make them see world and people in a wrong way and so they interpret people's problems wrong way and give them wrong advices. Ehhhhhhhhh they ruin our reputation so badly...
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:iconrollinlol95:
Rollinlol95 Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Actions speak louder than words i guess =D
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:iconelectroniccyborg:
ElectronicCyborg Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Good job, next time though, kick him in where it really hurts...


In the family photo! :D
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:iconrolox:
RoloX Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2013
- is alwais hes fault?

-who's "he"?

- anyone but her
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:iconblack-angel-dan:
Black-Angel-Dan Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2013  Student Writer
Sigh... really sad how so many people never learn there actually are good and reliable therapists and that therapy indeed can be helpful, provided there's a good therapist involved.

But maybe that's just because those who do know that neither feel the need or see the point of making a comic about it.
It would just lack the kind of conflict we would like to see.
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:iconmaliceintheabyss:
MaliceInTheAbyss Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I suffer from that same need. And both my therapists are reluctant to discuss it...
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:iconxtinyheartx:
xtinyheartx Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
<3
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:iconrechenka:
Rechenka Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2013
And how does that make you feel?
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