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It's probably good that I don't own a car, because not having one is a big hindrance towards getting away with murder.
If I had a car the only thing standing between me and killing people is my sense of morality and who knows how long that'll last.

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:icongreenbank:
greenbank Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2013
"See anything you like?"
"Yes, but actually I'm here to buy a car."
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globerflobb Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
A comment so nice, you post it twice.
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:icongreenbank:
greenbank Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2013
"See anything you like?"
"Yes, but actually I'm here to buy a car."
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:icontheantsaboy94:
TheAntsaBoy94 Featured By Owner May 16, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
It is times like these I feel like deviantART could have a use for like-button in comment sections.
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Thirteen-lies Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2013
From the fourth panel: 
Saleswoman:  "Two bodies, eh?  Whose the lucky lady?"
Frank:  "I don't really care, so long as I get the body."
Saleswoman:  "Well now... Flirtatious"
 

Oh you poor fool... she means sex Frank!
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:iconfwo0sh:
Fwo0sh Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Pop it in the bicycle basket. Make it look like ET-cosplay!
With blood dripping from the stabwounds in the plastic bags...
Fucker started twitching...
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Scr1b3 Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
o,o
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:iconangelskarith:
AngelsKarith Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2013
how has he not been sent to death row yet?
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:iconvoradtralundir:
voradtralundir Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2013
I am literally like this.  My sister claims I'm a tad autistic, then again she has a diagnosis for almost everyone in our family except herself.  I like to think I'm an engineer with a small sense of style and humor.  So I appreciate the quasi dark humor regarding space for two bodies and some groceries.  Thank you for making this.
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:iconwerewolf-hero:
Werewolf-Hero Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
hes just so unapologetic that hes totally a monster
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:iconmrmadmaniac:
MrMadManiac Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2013  Hobbyist
Yet, he has class somehow.
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:iconwerewolf-hero:
Werewolf-Hero Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Yes
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:icondarkmirroremo23:
DarkMirrorEmo23 Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2013  Student Filmographer

i honestly thought it was going into a sexual turn but knowing him I knew better!

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:icondylancaprotti:
dylancaprotti Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2013
I love the female character.
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:iconmillgiass:
millgiass Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2013
Two human bodies eh? Might he be thinking of going solo at home? And eliminating the other guys?
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:iconghengizz:
GHENGIZZ Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
For some reason I'm really loving the car dealer. Mainly because she's smoking hot, but also I just love the idea of a traditionally male character archetype(i.e, the sleazy car salesman) being played by a woman instead. Guess It just goes to show how progressive things are in Sweden. After all, feminism marches on. Here's hoping we see a lot more of her & her awesome haircut in the future(seriously that hair of hers is hot as hell), in the near future. I also really love her expressions. You seem to be really at giving your characters a great range of expressions without having them act to broadly.:) (Smile) 
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alexandra658590 Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2013  Student General Artist
Why do i want to be best friends with that sales woman?
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:icontoniio:
toniio Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I also LOVE your comics c:
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:icontoniio:
toniio Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hello, friend. c: I have so many things to share with you, but I shall share them in emotes and such. c:

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I don't know. Because ponies. Also foxes. Foxes are cool. Especially this kind of fox:
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You should applaud the work this took. Like this:
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:iconno1fan15:
No1fan15 Featured By Owner May 11, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
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:iconkonwhaldanddrowette:
KonwhaldAndDrowette Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
wat
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:iconwewewezing:
wewewezing Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2013
does anyone else think the care saleswoman kinda looks like a girl version of Wayne?
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:iconfrap4:
frap4 Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2013
Oh g-d. I just realized!...
Frank made a smarter female clone of wayne to get this car so he can have it at a discount! 
Shock Emote
 
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:iconaturo:
Aturo Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
was also my first thaugt
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GOOGLEREMOVE Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2013
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:iconerkki-storyteller-13:
Erkki-storyteller-13 Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I just got to love Frank.
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:iconchelo-kun:
Chelo-kun Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2013  Professional Filmographer
He's such a callous sociopath.
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:iconmokenda:
Mokenda Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Get a stow 'n go van. Then as the police inspect your groceries, they will have no clue as to what hides beneath the driver's seat.
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:iconjbwarner86:
jbwarner86 Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2013
He's the smart car shopper. He knows what he wants.
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:iconuser1997:
User1997 Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2013
Have no choice, but agree. I like this guy's straight-forwardness. Don't mistake with Guy and other guy. Really.
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:iconsomaruiz:
SomaRuiz Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2013  Professional General Artist
I don't know why I get a feeling this sales lady kinda sorta likes frank. XD
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:iconedozyankee:
Edozyankee Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2013
I really like the salesman's design!
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ChaoticNote Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
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TheFlamingCactus Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2013
That's not even a fraction of the amount of Spam  sent to the Philippines on a yearly basis.
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Cylexus Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2013
Mmmmm Spam. :drool:
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:iconutria:
utria Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Great idea!
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:iconhaybailscott:
HaybailScott Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2013  Student General Artist
is that a femwayne?
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:iconwhackedgourd:
Whackedgourd Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2013
I look forward to these comics more than my first cup of coffee, that's how awesome they are. Now, speaking of coffee...
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5UNNYR4Y3 Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2013   Digital Artist
I read these comics while drinking my first cup of coffee, usually :3
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Whackedgourd Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2013
Spam!
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:iconmeettheoutcasts:
MeetTheOutcasts Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2013  Student General Artist
Sounds like Frank's kind of woman.
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:iconkitsunedzelda:
KitsuneDzelda Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2013
Notice how the cares saleslady doesnt even stop smiling at the mention that Frank needs space for two bodies and the groceries.

Only car salespeople can do that folks.
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I-is-smart Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
actually I think she's smiling while discussing her line, in the next panel had their been one, she might have either assumed he was joking, or been really really creeped out. gotta remember that even though the word bublles are both up, that does not mean that they are literally talking at the same time.
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CassieCat7 Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2013
HAHAHA! Hilarious!
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:iconmidnightsbloom:
MidnightsBloom Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2013  Student General Artist
OMG ONOZ Emoticon
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:icondachief07:
DaChief07 Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2013
I'm totally using this line next time I go car shopping.
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Pinkey-pie-69 Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2013  Student General Artist
Is it just me or do you guys think the sales lady is into murder too, and maybe she's even tested how many bodies fit in the car herself.
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