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I always stash a knife in my closet. Along with a crucifix, holy water, a handgun with silver bullets and a bottle of paranoia medication.

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:iconcreepercreepy:
creepercreepy Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
!LoL!! :3
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:icongreenbank:
greenbank Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2013
Did you mean "a spare bottle of paranoia medication"?
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:iconthe-raven-soul:
The-Raven-Soul Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I have a katana behind my bed, scissors next to my computer, a quill in a case under my pillow, and a knife hidden under a hat I never wear on my bookshelf. I think my room is quite safe.
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:iconcute-heart:
Cute-Heart Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
nice :D
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:iconmarscam:
MarsCam Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2013  Student General Artist
I got a battle ax under my bed I sharpen it every day. if any on asks why I have it I say it in case someone breaks in. ,)
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:iconpokemon0hetalia:
pokemon0hetalia Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2013
I have three scissors, a dozen pens and sharp pencils, a LOT of glass objects scattered around my room, and a hunting rifle under my bed. Oh! And this pretty badass looking pocket knife.
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:icontheevilpeanut:
TheEvilPeanut Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I have a locked room full of swords and knives.
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:iconwingsintheshad0ws:
WingsInTheShad0ws Featured By Owner May 23, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
*Keeps a dagger, a sword, multiple throwing knives/shurikins, another dagger (on a long chain), aaand a small handmade knife in his room. All are sharp.* :meow:
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:iconfb-phe13:
Fb-PHE13 Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:XD: Love it!
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:icon543bs0za:
543Bs0Za Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
whats that blue thing on her nose? a piercing?
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:iconlegionofone:
LegionOfOne Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012
haha :D
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:iconepikalstorms:
EpikalStorms Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I've got a fully stocked BB gun along with a bottle of extra beads in the drawer by my bed, and theres one butcher knife, along with a smaller one right next to it. There's also a stack of sharpened pencils(for drawing blood: have been tested), a few letter openers, five pairs of scissors, and a club I found in the attic from the 1940's. It's leather, but it HURTS, and it's pocket sized for portable purposes.
I call it my weapons drawer :iconproudplz:
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:icontemarinde:
Temarinde Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I have a wood axe, a chainsaw, several knives for hunting and fishing, several screwdrivers for drilling big holes and holes in concrete. Some rasps, hammers, crowbar and a sledge hammer in a crate under my bed. I call it "the toolbox" ಠ_ಠ
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:iconepikalstorms:
EpikalStorms Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconwowplz: Dude... I'm jealous....
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:icontemarinde:
Temarinde Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Did that joke just go straight over your head or do you really have non of those items in a toolbox somewhere in your household and/or use the space under the bed for long-term storage? (I though everyone did that) O.o
(but yes, I keep my toolbox under the bed)
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EpikalStorms Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*blink* ... *blushes* Oh, h-heh heh... It was a JOKE.... right... ^ ^"
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:icontemarinde:
Temarinde Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
hehe Text messages are a crappy joke telling medium aren't they?
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:iconepikalstorms:
EpikalStorms Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XD Sometimes, if you know the person really well, you can read something they wrote and know exactly how it would sound if they were saying it...
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:icontemarinde:
Temarinde Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
True, but we don't know eachother :P Atleast, I don't think we do... do we?
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kuiwi Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2013  Student General Artist
I have a medieval sword in my closet... Sure it's just for costume but if something happens I'm set. Still has a sharp blade.

Those men better watch out :I word.
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EpikalStorms Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XDDD I'm getting a katana if I get good grades at the end of the school year, from my bro-in-law--who is severly epic in many ways(as in, owning swords, knowing how to use them, letting me try alcohol(I cannot get drunk for some weird reason. It just doesn't happen :/)among mny things) XDDD
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:iconkuiwi:
kuiwi Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Student General Artist
fffff :'D
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:iconepikalstorms:
EpikalStorms Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XPP What? XD
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:iconkuiwi:
kuiwi Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Student General Artist
I have no idea XD
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:iconepikalstorms:
EpikalStorms Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*nods* Kay.
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:iconrosepiramid:
rosepiramid Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You, sir or madam, are awesome. XD Terrific plan, indeed. :)
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:iconepikalstorms:
EpikalStorms Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*smiles* This madam is thankful of your compliments. We must always be prepared, no?
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rosepiramid Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Indeed. XD Pfffft
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:iconepikalstorms:
EpikalStorms Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:icongigglesplz:Yep.
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:iconrosepiramid:
rosepiramid Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
HA unfortunately I'm not prepared... my family/friends/other associates are terrified of giving me anything pointy... or guns... or anything else that could harm someone. ^~^
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EpikalStorms Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Poor, poor soul. *lays hand on shoulder comfortingly* I feel your agonizing pain so deeply...
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:iconrosepiramid:
rosepiramid Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
X'D yeah, it's a real pain...
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AmbientDays Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
creepy...but Cool!
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:iconepikalstorms:
EpikalStorms Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XD Heh. Ikr?
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:iconambientdays:
AmbientDays Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:D
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dinshino Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012
I keep one on the nightstand and there's one in both couches.
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:icondaliablackrose:
DaliaBlackRose Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012
Jajaja!!!The same thing happens with my neighbors
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:iconantarezx:
Antarezx Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL this great!!
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:iconr-rei:
R-REI Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012   Digital Artist
because it's only natural that we all keep knives in out closet in case we get stuck in there and have no knife to cut the pizza.
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:iconi-am-tsukiko:
i-am-tsukiko Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Student General Artist
OMG xDDD
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Undeadhero1016 Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Holy crap that funny!
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:icon02lei:
02Lei Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Professional General Artist
In the last panel, the emotion on guy's face is awesome. Best one yet! Keep them coming buddie :D
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:iconrussell-lecroy:
Russell-LeCroy Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
Man I love your style. #1 most inspiring comic I read for sure. Great job as always. :clap:
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:iconquiethere:
QuietHere Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Me too. :)
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NnyorNieorKnee Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
XD
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:icondarkthiefaya:
DarkThiefAya Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2012  Hobbyist
It's cool. I keep a baseball bat close by in every room in the house, the closets. My house was broken into once and I stop a break in from happening
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:icongyrin:
Gyrin Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2012
oh lord.
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:iconaggielexi:
aggielexi Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Lovely
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Deku-scrubs Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Along with a crucifix, holy water, a handgun with silver bullets and a bottle of paranoia medication.

it sounds like Supernatural...
I'm sick.
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