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If I had a time machine I'd go back in time and force previous versions of myself to do the work they procrastinated onto me!

Liking the Twogag Facebook page isn't going to make your life any happier. I dunno why you would even think a crazy thing like that.

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:iconimpfeatherdejudejinx:
ImpfeatherDeJudeJinx Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I tried that before XD ;-; never worked...
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nope.
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throne-king-master Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2014
I would do the same. I procrastinate FAR more than I should.
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:iconpoke-king:
poke-king Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2013
if I could go back in time... I would.... tell myself last week's lottery numbers...
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:iconpaulscott:
paulscott Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2013
Heh time travel always gets me thinking of the game archon...   Always gives me some of the weirdest dreams.
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Dristals Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
hahaha! That's true :P
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Cute-Heart Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
hehe
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DRAG0NBLADE Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I said almost that exact same phrase yesterday while I was in the bathroom. Then I realized it was a horrible idea because I didn't want my future self to see my past self using the bathroom.
Then I realized that I was still myself, therefore it didn't matter.
Then I was hopelessly confused.
I will never do this again.
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:iconbrittydee:
BrittyDee Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Hey, they did this in The Big Bang Theory xD Such a smart way to see if it would work though :P
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:iconalancrab:
alancrab Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2013
Your comics are really good. If you haven't already, you should see about getting these published.
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D-TRiK Featured By Owner May 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
i tell my self this all the time!!! so time machines will never exist because I woulda met myself by now.
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HuorNolatari Featured By Owner May 12, 2013
I thought of this several times, and when I never get to see my future self I'm wondering if in the future I decided not to travel back to avoid some sort of paradox, omg my head
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Pyrosaitan1 Featured By Owner May 12, 2013
Makes sense
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AsjJohnson Featured By Owner May 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
...I've tried that before (telling myself I'd visit myself at that exact moment if I ever got my hands on a time machine), but it didn't work. Thus, I've pretty much given up on the idea. (sigh)
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Alessandra-De-Luca Featured By Owner May 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Is this the first time I ever realized his eyebrows look like croissants?
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AliceTheHunted Featured By Owner May 11, 2013
O.o . . .I will never unsee that now. :D
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:iconalessandra-de-luca:
Alessandra-De-Luca Featured By Owner May 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah, and I like your sig. I would so do the same thing.
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WaterlightFading Featured By Owner May 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I say this to myself all the time.
I guess it just hasn't happened because people have been there so...
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GHENGIZZ Featured By Owner May 10, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
That's good to know.
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IAstartov Featured By Owner May 10, 2013
Great! I guess I will do the same if I create a time machine. :)
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:icondesignerasif:
DesignerAsif Featured By Owner May 10, 2013  Professional Interface Designer
I'm just flattered to your creative Idea... Really Really appreciable.
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:icontujothepanda:
TujoThePanda Featured By Owner May 10, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
And that's what really matters in the end. Am I right?
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:iconsiestalan:
Siestalan Featured By Owner May 10, 2013
Just say the sentence from the first tile and you shall meet your future self :)
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Jacob-Cross Featured By Owner May 9, 2013
XD Lol X3
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:iconnekenduku:
nekenduku Featured By Owner May 9, 2013
All that matters is at the end!! :evillaugh:
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Fallen-Sun Featured By Owner May 9, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
If i made a time machine, i would go back in time and tell myself how to make it so i wouldn't waste so much time trying to figure it out.
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hinatameerkat Featured By Owner May 10, 2013  Student General Artist
All I can say is... Steins;Gate.
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Hickepop Featured By Owner May 9, 2013  Student
BUT

WHAT

You... Go back in time and tell how it's done... You can make the time machine, but you don't have to go back in time to tell yourself how it's done... Then you don't go back in time, you figured it out by yourself... But... No...

Time is doing funny things again? Wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff
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Fallen-Sun Featured By Owner May 11, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
No. There's the first time i figured it out, spending decades probably to get it done. I go back in time and cute 18 years off the production, initiating a loop, allowing me to pursue other scientific endeavors within the time loop. Each time I come up with something new, i hop back in time and tell myself what I learned.
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Hickepop Featured By Owner May 11, 2013  Student
Ahh.
My brain doesn't co-operate with me right now.
I'm sure there is something wrong here...

I don't believe in time travelling though. Or that humans traveled in time, ever. If humankind could do something like that, it would rule the universe! It just sounds too great. Also, it would cause a lot of damage to everything, paradoxes, black holes, physics would break and stuff.
Bullshit, I say.
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Fallen-Sun Featured By Owner May 12, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
we were just having a hypothetical conversation, of course. Even if I could, I don't think i'd want to travel through time.
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:iconhickepop:
Hickepop Featured By Owner May 13, 2013  Student
True, just thought to mention.

Me neither, I think that would cause easily a lot of trouble.
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Sunnycat17 Featured By Owner May 10, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Stable time loop.

It's an endless thing, if you went back in time to tell yourself how it's done, then that's it, that's how it happens in future and past versions of you.

I know if you were thinking about it as a Paradox...

[link] (part 1) Watch this and [link] (part 2)

Feel free to watch part 2 first if you want all the good wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff. Part 1 is just the cause of the time loop.
Time is more simple than you think when you have Doctor Who. :meow:
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Hickepop Featured By Owner May 10, 2013  Student
Yes, I just... Again thought that time is a straight line.

I don't think it in that way, because if you go back in time and tell yourself the thing, you know it in the future, you don't have to go back in time, because the time line of that moment has separated in another dimensions, and there's coming more and more, endlessly. Your self who tells the past self how the time machine is done doubles and doubles and doubles, and the past self is becoming a completely different thing... If you go in the past, you kind of destroy yourself, though the you who you told the time machine thing still exists... Agghhh...
I'm bad at explaining, I guess you didn't get my point.
And because of this kind of silly stuff I think time travelling will never be possible. It would cause so much confusion, paradoxes and chaos, IF it was possible.


Pff, it just got more confusing, because it makes you think about stuff.
Time is wibbly-wobbly only in a time traveller's eyes.
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Sunnycat17 Featured By Owner May 10, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Well, let's not forget that in real life, time is distorted, and there are holes in time and space called black holes.
So Time really is wrinkled and folded in alot of places. ;p
Or maybe, like the Doctor says, a wibbly-wobbly-timey-wimey sphere! :3
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theBlondFox Featured By Owner May 10, 2013
indeed, Wibbly wobbly, timey wimey.
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:iconhickepop:
Hickepop Featured By Owner May 10, 2013  Student
hrghhfgh
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Wanderer619 Featured By Owner May 9, 2013
Awsome
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ElectronicCyborg Featured By Owner May 9, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Lol nice! :XD:
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oEnvy Featured By Owner May 9, 2013  Student General Artist
I wonder how many people did this right now.
Got off the computer for a moment to stand there and say that if they ever got their hands on a time machine, that they'd visit theirself at that exact moment.

I did
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AsjJohnson Featured By Owner May 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I didn't, because I already did that several years ago (and wrote down the exact moment and location, and put that where I wouldn't lose it).
I was disappointed in my future self for breaking the appointment.
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oEnvy Featured By Owner May 11, 2013  Student General Artist
How unfortunate. :c
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AsjJohnson Featured By Owner May 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Well, I did think there could have been some complications in the future, like maybe the house would be torn down at some point or redecorated to the point where I couldn't be sure of where walls used to be. (shrugs)
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oEnvy Featured By Owner May 11, 2013  Student General Artist
Or maybe in the future, there's some strict law against it... hmmm
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AsjJohnson Featured By Owner May 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I thought it was okay as long as I was expecting myself. Though... I suppose there wouldn't be a way for the authorities to know past me wouldn't have fainted or something.
Or maybe future me had decided I was better off not spending a few decades trying to invent a time machine, and so didn't come back, so that I would get upset and refuse to work on it, in favor of other endeavors.
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oEnvy Featured By Owner May 11, 2013  Student General Artist
Ohohoho, that second idea sounds very nice c:<
Though it hurts my brain when I think too hard about it
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AsjJohnson Featured By Owner May 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I have half a mind to make a time machine anyhow, to get back at future me. >_>"

(of course, that would lead to me thinking it was a terrible waste of time, and.....)
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Loaded-Kahones Featured By Owner May 9, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
But what if there's an anomaly in time or something that would prevent you from going back to that point in time? Maybe you do get a time machine.
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oEnvy Featured By Owner May 9, 2013  Student General Artist
In all honesty

I probably would have forgotten the date and time

Or maybe I'm still a lil shit in the future so I decide to make present me suffer

huh all the possibilities
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EpikalStorms Featured By Owner May 9, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Exactly. I'd do the same.
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