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I always answer, "I can neither confirm nor deny that."
That's no the right answer neither.

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:iconneonblacklightth:
NeonBlacklightTH Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
If a woman asks you that question there's only one answer you can give which is actually an action that'll answer all your problems; Jump Off A Building.
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:iconcute-heart:
Cute-Heart Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XD
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:iconcheese1112t:
cheese1112t Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2013
That's a compliment, if he couldn't tell the difference between the fat suit and her NOT wearing the fat suit, it'd mean she's fat.
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:iconzizzao9:
ZizzaO9 Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2013  Student Artist
RUUUUNNNNN!!!!
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:iconjien-chan:
Jien-chan Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2013
Get out of there Wayne, you can't win this one!!!
D:
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:iconjackemerald:
JackEmerald Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2013
Oh women and their tricks.
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:iconbryantn3623:
bryantn3623 Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
hahahahahahaha hilarious!!!!
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:iconnf8th-danit:
NF8th-DaniT Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Don't do it... It's a trap!!!
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:iconmousenibbles:
Mousenibbles Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2012  Student Artisan Crafter
:icontrapplz: ITS A TRAP.
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:iconninjakittylovesyou:
NinjaKittyLovesYou Featured By Owner May 31, 2013
XD awesome
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:iconleonidas666:
Leonidas666 Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You wanna know the right answer? Here it goes guys:
- "Hmm, why don't you try that in another color?"
If she tells you: - "Na, I was just trying it out." You are int the clear.
If she goes and tries another color... as soon as she comes out, you ask HER:
-"What do you think?"
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:iconmirandathepanda:
MirandaThePanda Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2012
guy isn't the type to take anything lightly, is she?
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:iconrosetheunicorn:
RoseTheUnicorn Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
LMFAO.
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:icondreamerdon:
DreamerDon Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
"Honey. I'm sorry, but that's not a good (insert piece of article here) for you. Here, let's try something else."

How about that?
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:iconapplebetty:
AppleBetty Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
if-then statement: IF every possible answer to the question is bullshit, THEN the question itself is bullshit. So fuck it, just tell the truth.
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:iconlillikeks:
LilliKeks Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2012   Traditional Artist
i just love your comic strips. i cant decide if you are funny or just really damaged tho. anyways. love!
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:iconkinglorshi:
Kinglorshi Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2012  Student Writer
Poor Wayne.
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:iconjbwarner86:
jbwarner86 Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2012
"I am not currently at liberty to divulge that information, as it may compromise our agents in the field."

Works for me. :D
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:iconjohnnyhedgehog1992:
JohnnyHedgehog1992 Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2012
I hate this question... I enver had a girl, but I already fear that question... T_T;
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:iconabeamofsunlight:
abeamofsunlight Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I'm a girl and even *I* fear that question!
Some girls are just 100% nutso. That's the only explaination I can think of. When they ask you a question that there, in all honesty, IS no right answer for, I think they're just being sadistic and want to beat someone up for being honest. -_-U

...or at just sadistic anyway. It's a no win situation. Very cruel.
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:iconjohnnyhedgehog1992:
JohnnyHedgehog1992 Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2012
Thank God I know how to tell the difference between slim and heavy women. If not mistaken it's all on the hips?
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:iconabeamofsunlight:
abeamofsunlight Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Really? I thought it came down to the basics of being literally stick thin or built like an overstuffed marshmallow. O.o?


(is it sad that I'm a woman and I don't know this? )
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:iconjohnnyhedgehog1992:
JohnnyHedgehog1992 Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2012
Dunno, thanks to constantly watching TV, I learned that women often complain about weight when the hips are bigger.

Besides, I heard some complaints from older women about certain food like French fries going straight for the hips. :-\ Might be another clue.
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:iconabeamofsunlight:
abeamofsunlight Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Wow, now THAT'S a very sharp observation! I never knew that. O.o

~*bows to your powerful observational skills*~
I'm definately gonna remember that, just in case I ever get asked. ~*prays like mad I never get asked*~
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:iconjohnnyhedgehog1992:
JohnnyHedgehog1992 Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2012
I'm surprised people haven't noticed this before. O_O Now it sounds kinda creepy... To know such things...
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:iconabeamofsunlight:
abeamofsunlight Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I'm sure a few people have noticed it before, by, by and large, we're either a very oblivious species or don't care enough to pay attention. ^_^U

Nah, not creepy. You're just a bit like Sherlock Holmes is all. You pay attention :heart:
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:iconpatient-31:
Patient-31 Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2012  Student General Artist
I typically go into a long diatribe about the philosophical implications of the question, which usually leads to the girl asking someone else about a minute in or so...even though ^^; one time my friend out smarted me and listened until I ran out of matrial [about 7 minutes later], then she asked again :O I thought about it and was like, "...for the afore mentioned reasons I'm afraid I can't in good conscience answer that question." :XD: She groaned, raised her fist, and then walked off and asked someone else; she would later say I "wasn't worth the effort" :giggle:
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:iconabeamofsunlight:
abeamofsunlight Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lol I say, if she asked you that question to begin with, she deserved that long no-answer answer. Good for you! :heart:
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:iconpatient-31:
Patient-31 Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2012  Student General Artist
lol :giggle:
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:iconfirebrand408:
firebrand408 Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2012  Student General Artist
loaded question no matter the circumstances.
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:iconnurambus:
Nurambus Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2012  Student General Artist
IT'S A TRAP
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:iconbearjesus:
BearJesus Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2012  Professional Artist
Oh Wayne when are you going to learn. You say "It serves it's purpose." and be done with the conversation.
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:iconquiklain:
quiklain Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2012
there is only one answer if a woman asks you if she looks fat you say no, solves all kinds of problems in the future
sorta like if someone ask if you are a god you always say yes
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GreyOfPTA Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2012  Professional Filmographer
That's the Kobiashi Maru right there.
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:iconldmythos:
LDMythos Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I would've gone with "You're wearing a fatsuit?! I didn't even notice, that's how elegant the top looks on you!". Better to stick with the lie than get my ass handed to me in a jar.
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:iconlunaokamii:
LunaOkamii Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2012
My teacher always said to relpy with "How does it make you feel? Cause i wouldn't want you to wear something that doesnt make you feel happy."
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:icongrandimister:
grandimister Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
IT'S A TRAP
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:iconmastermead:
mastermead Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2012
"Awnser"?
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:iconvayne1aurelius:
vayne1aurelius Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2012
lol that is what some of us like too call "a loaded question".
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:icongigzmo:
Gigzmo Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You're doing that on purpose right, misspelling some word from the title. right?
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:icondevilscry82:
DevilsCry82 Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Not a good answer Wayne. Lol
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:iconrolox:
RoloX Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2012
i'd hit Guy in public, thats what Jesus would do... at least thats what my dad told me in visit hours
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:iconraven4lyfe:
Raven4lyfe Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2012
If a girl ask you that question I think the best thing to do is just walk away.
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:iconveritasd:
VeritasD Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Then she'll think you think she's too unattractive to talk to or something like that.
I don't think that question has any escape...
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:iconraven4lyfe:
Raven4lyfe Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2012
True, guess its one of those time to take a hit for the team.
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:iconveritasd:
VeritasD Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Do you think yelling "YEAH YOU LOOK FAT, YOU FAT FATTY" works?
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:iconraven4lyfe:
Raven4lyfe Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2012
Only if you want to have things with her end quickly.
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:icondogeborn:
Dogeborn Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2012
Just black out, works fine.
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:iconzozoofficial:
ZozoOfficial Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
HAHAHA!
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:iconiamkirara:
IAmKirara Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2012
Poor Wayne I swear XD
Fuckin Love Guy
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