Haha, he's the lion! Lion tamers use chairs to confuse the wild cats because they see multiple points moving together and don't know what to attack first, so, they do nothing. ... don't worry lil buddy, cyto is a lion too.
This is me. When I'm away at college, I'll spend an hour figuring out what I need to do, have a mini panic attack, do something fun to chase away the panic, and then realize that I have things to do. Rinse. Wash. Repeat.