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We don't have jury duty where I live. Or courts. Or laws.
Pretty great as long as you can prevent getting murdered when you're asleep.
Or when you're awake.

Something else that's lawless turf is the Twogag Facebook page.
There's RULES though, Facebook keeps insisting on that.

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:iconhoneygoddess57:
HoneyGoddess57 Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2013  Student General Artist
Guy actually smiles- that's awesome!!
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:iconlovelydomination:
LovelyDomination Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2013
Ahahah! Awesome.


I'm curious where it is you live?
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:iconavancna:
avancna Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
"Hello, I'd like to file for a divorce from my husband."
"Yes, ma'am. What are your grounds for the divorce?"
"Grounds?"
"Your reason for the divorce: is your husband cruel to you?"
"No."
"Does he beat you?"
"No."
"Does he neglect you?"
"No."
"Has he been unfaithful?"
"No."
"Then if you have no grounds, you can not divorce your husband."
"I'm sorry, Herman, I tried to do it the nice way!"
BANG
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Leonidas666 Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I have a shotgun. That's my police, lawyer, judge, jury and penal system all in one. :D
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:iconpassing37:
passing37 Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2013
Call me crazy but I totally ship Wayne x Guy.

Of course, she'd be in total control and would kill him afterwards :)
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:iconfrap4:
frap4 Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2013
all considering, I think wayne would go for it.
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:iconscr1b3:
Scr1b3 Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
what'd he do???
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:iconangelskarith:
AngelsKarith Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013
ROFL thats freaking hilarious
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:iconredwingedhummingbird:
RedWingedHummingBird Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I always ended up having to leave state when ever I get issued jury duty cause of the military bwuhaha
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:iconsnooly:
snooly Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
My ASL teacher got out of jury duty by dressing up as princess lea and upon seeing the defendant said "Oh, he's black?"
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kalynvalcourt Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
........ WERE ON EARTH DO YOU LIVE????
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:iconlatias43:
latias43 Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013
im safe from jury duty...for now.. muahahahah XD
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MercyTheDestroyer Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
What's it with Jury Duty this month...
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:iconautomouse13:
automouse13 Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013
The best way to get out of jury duty? If you do end up in the courtroom for final jury selection do this. Lean over to the person next to you and say just loud enough for the attorneys and the judge to hear, "That's the defendant? Wow, he looks guilty!" I promise you that you will not serve on that jury.
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dylancaprotti Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013
i love the lawyer
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Kaboose92 Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013
XDD
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Roseyred-1 Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Me and my friends were just talking about something like this a couple of days ago! A way to get out of jury duty. That is so weird......
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Gyrin Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013
:no:*sigh* Frank. Please give him back his brain, he really needs to think these things through.
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SHDWKLR Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
reminds me a couple of days ago, I had a Jury summons and it was canceled due to snow and then after it was canceled the snow and winter weather started going away lol.
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AScarletmoon17 Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I love the face he makes when he's eating the doughnut
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:icongraphiteheart:
GraphiteHeart Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Dammit, now I want a doughnut! !
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:icongermanvisitor:
germanvisitor Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013
A jury. Another relict from times when criminals had names like Jesse James, Billy the Kid, Northern Pacific Railway or general Custer. :no:
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:icondeadcobra:
DeadCobra Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013
Funny
He should learn to ask for help
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YoMommaNoFoRealz Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I never have jury duty so long as I keep poopin' out babies!!!!!!!!
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Cookie-Splinters Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
HAH that's rich... no laws.. pffffffffffffffffff... unless you do something that's against corporate interest, then you're labeled an enemy of the state and hung out to dry.
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SocioKatz Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
When guy smiles :heart:
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IffixYSantaph Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
LOL! That is awesome!
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