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I don't think I could pull of something as elaborate as faking my own death, so if worse comes to worse, I'll just have to kill myself for real.

I can give you lots of reasons why not, but not one reason why you should follow me on Twitter.

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:icondudslops:
dudslops Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013
i still don't get it:the thing with a orange hair is a man or a woman ?
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:iconxxhitsujichanxx:
xXHitsujiChanXx Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
It is a women her name is "Guy" but she is a girl dear.
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:iconvarletlegion:
varletlegion Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2013  Student General Artist
It's a chick named Guy. hence the name Two Guys And Guy. Yes it's a woman.
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Scr1b3 Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Just look at the figure!
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Scr1b3 Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Wait, if the term being used here is we buried, then who died???
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:iconbluetita:
Bluetita Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2013  Student Artist
I think that she pretended to be dead or somethin' XD
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:iconscr1b3:
Scr1b3 Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
No, I mean, who did they bury if it wasn't her? :O
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:iconbluetita:
Bluetita Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2013  Student Artist
by "We buried" I think that he meant everyone who went to the fake funeral, Maybe guy pretended to be dead to break up with him.
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:iconscr1b3:
Scr1b3 Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconfacepalmplz:
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:iconbluetita:
Bluetita Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2013  Student Artist
:iconohwellplz:
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:iconxenaalexandria:
XenaAlexandria Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I Love your comics :D
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:icontr1st3r:
tr1st3r Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Oh my gosh I'm going to die from laughter...
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:iconiamkirara:
IAmKirara Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2012
Pfffft Guy youre amazing
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:iconxxunknown227xx:
Xxunknown227xX Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
XDDD, ahh Guy, you never fail to amuse me .
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:iconvixie-bee:
Vixie-Bee Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Oh my gad. Guy kills me in every strip. I want to draw her and her intense crotchety-ness. <3
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:iconwolf-fang4:
Wolf-fang4 Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
why is the girl named guy?
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:iconapi-beast:
API-Beast Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
So he could name his comic 2 guys and guy.
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:iconwolf-fang4:
Wolf-fang4 Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I guess that makes sence
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:iconblindandmad:
BlindandMad Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2012
To fake your suicide in order to hide the body, genius!
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:iconlimro:
Limro Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Epic :D
Thou it took me a sec to figure what coffin he was talking about...
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:icondinshino:
dinshino Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2012
Lucky you. My survival instinct is too developed for suicide.
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:icondrmadison:
DrMadison Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
OH MY YES
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:iconwerekitty13:
werekitty13 Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
At first I thought that was the other Wayne.
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:iconcommodorezeke:
CommodoreZeke Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2012
Today Guy's name is Earl. Well, except for the regret.
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:iconnafanua123:
Nafanua123 Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
hmm thanks for the idea, guy;D
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:iconsalitice:
Salitice Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2012  Student General Artist
xDDD AHAHAHA LMFAO this is great!
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:iconroxj:
Roxj Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2012
haha
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:iconzen-aki:
Zen-Aki Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2012
Who was in there then? LOL
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:iconalansteenhouwer:
AlanSteenhouwer Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2012
Two birds. One stone. Break up with a drama queen, and tricking him to remove a body for you. :iconcoolplz:
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:iconsakugen:
Sakugen Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2012  Student Digital Artist
I wasn't too surprised that she went to such lengths so end a relationship.
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:iconhenpitts:
henpitts Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2012
Damn, Guy is one scaryass girl. For Gods Sake everyone stay away from her. Then she will be mine.
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:iconocelot99992003:
ocelot99992003 Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2012  Professional General Artist
HAHAHA great way to spend a date! Let's go bury someone mwhahaha
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:iconjarm13:
JARM13 Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Sigh , I think she faked her own death . That's why he assumes the coffin was empty now that he sees her . At least she didn't kill him which means she must have liked him a little .
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CensingArt Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2012
But he says 'the coffin WE buried', so why would he think he buried her if she helped?...
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:iconjarm13:
JARM13 Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
What makes you think she was part of the we ? She makes it obvious she does want him to see her . If I saw a friend that I thought friends and I buried a year ago I would say " But WE buried you . " He says coffin so you need to think about it and the implications . It really is a sweet bit of picture and wording for the set up by Drunken-novice . The really creepy part is at the end where Guy implies that someone else did get buried . If so , who and what were the circumstances ? Think about that . Mouhahahaha ....
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ocelot99992003 Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2012  Professional General Artist
i realized that, but my comment i realized afterward sounds like i had no clue what the joke is. It's hard to type when manic and distracted by overlapping soongs and doing like 6 other things simultaneously.
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JARM13 Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I see , seriously some people aren't getting it read some of the other comments . I don't know which is funnier the strip or the comments . " I'm glad you weren't offended because I didn't want that ."
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ocelot99992003 Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2012  Professional General Artist
HAHHAHA it would take a LOT more than that to offend me. I work with 6 thousand grumpy, overheated people everyday in the summer. Trust me, my patience is tried elsewhere than the internet lol.
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JARM13 Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
6,000 grumpy, overheated people everyday ? What on earth do you do ? Or would I be scared if I knew ? Sometimes you never know with people .
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ocelot99992003 Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2012  Professional General Artist
lol I take photographs for the newport aquarium guests. Over the summer we get 5 to 6k people per day and it's been so hot outside they come IN grumpy.
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:iconjarm13:
JARM13 Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
That explains your some of your pictures . At least you work inside .
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zathraya Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Best break up ever. lawls
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:iconlegionaireb:
LegionaireB Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I say again, I abso-frickin'-lutely LOVE Guy!
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:iconkaijuduke:
KaijuDuke Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2012
LOL XD, oh god....Guess we should be grateful Guy faked her death to break up with that poor dude rather than just kill him XD
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:iconbryce1350:
Bryce1350 Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Looks kinda like Wayne :D
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:iconjuro89:
Juro89 Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2012
... I assume the coffin wasn't empty :iconiguessplz:
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:iconmerikuu:
Merikuu Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
My favorite 2GAG:lmao:
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:icondeadcobra:
DeadCobra Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2012
Hilarious
Shes good
Tell something in a comics about Guys past
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:iconemperorkirkwall:
emperorkirkwall Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
lol wonder why there was a coffin involved XD
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Final-Legend Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
She faked her own death to get out of a relationship? :O_o:
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