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The sign of pure evil is bringing a baby onboard a plane with you, hah, am I right guys!?
That never happened to me, I'm just trying to be relatable.

Speaking of relatable things, I'm tots relatable on my Twitter account.
Unless you're human.

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:iconaang10:
Aang10 Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
this is pretty funny.
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:iconpeaceful-child:
Peaceful-Child Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2014  Student General Artist
LOL!
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:icontakerutakaishe:
Takerutakaishe Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2013
laser eyes or pinkeye?
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:iconvarletlegion:
varletlegion Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2013  Student General Artist
Have ya ever heard the song 'The Good Die Young'? Obviously, Guy is being purposefully evil in order to gain immortality. Duh!
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:iconcheese1112t:
cheese1112t Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2013
I don't get it. What's up with the mirror, and what did Wayne know?
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:iconpurplemambo:
PurpleMambo Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
The joke is that it was some kind of awful disease, but he just thought it was her having evil eyes.
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:iconyangthefeline:
YangTheFeline Featured By Owner May 7, 2014
I thought it was red contacts...
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:iconnexus763:
nexus763 Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2013
Me neither.
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:iconaktnova:
aktnova Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2013
Could be Coats' disease ...

(...or Lupus, 'cause, y'know, I'm not a doctor)
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:iconninjakittylovesyou:
NinjaKittyLovesYou Featured By Owner May 30, 2013
XD she still is Evil, just with health problems...
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:iconatomicf0x:
AtomicF0x Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Guy sure has a lot of health problems...
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:icongeminifille:
geminifille Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2013
Anyone else wondering how he found out about that in the first place?
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:icon44ntw44:
44NTW44 Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2013  Student Writer
She probably scared the crap outta him one night while he was on a trip to the bathroom, and she was too tired to question why he was freaking out.
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:iconscr1b3:
Scr1b3 Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
... I don't get this... :?
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:icongermanvisitor:
germanvisitor Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2012
Just when I thought I might find enlightenment about the punchline in the comments.... you failed me! :x
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:iconi-re-na-216:
I-rE-nA-216 Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
its sort of a sign of cancer i think... so yeah.. just pointing that out!!
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:icontaku-chan13:
Taku-chan13 Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Guys, it's not pink eye. It's a horrible imaginary illness that could have killed her(or may be a sign of demon possession)
That's why it's funny.
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:iconjnthnbrwnly:
Jnthnbrwnly Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Why are people not getting this? The joke is that eyes normally don't do that so there's something horribly wrong with her. She probably could have died, that's why it's funny!
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:iconjarm13:
JARM13 Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Not exactly clear ????? Say what ?
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:icong3m1n1:
g3m1n1 Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
i don't get it.
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:iconirun4life:
irun4life Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I think she has pink-eye?
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:icondisneypsycho:
DisneyPsycho Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Hell yes, I HATE it when people bring babies on planes! Ugh.
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:iconmankoneko:
mankoneko Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
I always bring my baby on planes. and make sure it hasn't been fed for two days. MWWUUUAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
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:iconhasgral:
Hasgral Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
yeah! and make sure the dieper is REALY dirty!! doble-MUHAHAHAHA
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:iconmankoneko:
mankoneko Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
and then i give it my iphone to play with, with the volume on full! triple-MWUUUAAAHAHAHA
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:iconlivelongbutlol:
LiveLongButLOL Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2012
what disease does she have to see the doctor? I don't get the joke......
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:iconaoux:
Aoux Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
And here I thought the joke was pretty straightforward... I guess not
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:iconmichaello:
Michaello Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2012
She IS evil, that eye thing has nothing to do with it.
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:iconbig-9-art:
BiG-9-ART Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2012   Digital Artist
I just thought that she was a lot like Mum-Ra.
You know... they can't stand to see a reflection of their own evil.
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:icontavumkal:
tavumkal Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
reminds me of my friend Maddy. she's pure evil
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:iconvayne1aurelius:
vayne1aurelius Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2012
wait, what was it that was wrong with her eyes
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:iconsomeguynobodyknows:
someguynobodyknows Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Some rare condition that doesn't exist is my guess.
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:iconvayne1aurelius:
vayne1aurelius Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2012
that will do as an answer ty
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:iconvanillacherrycola:
VanillaCherryCola Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2012
I think she had pink eye.
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:iconvayne1aurelius:
vayne1aurelius Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2012
that makes no sense, pink eye does not make your eyes gloow red in the dark
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:iconmister-23:
Mister-23 Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2012   Digital Artist
Lol, pink eye.
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:iconchronosfx:
ChronoSFX Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2012
Just wait till the bandages come off... Then again, I'm curious as to the havoc she can cause Wayne while blindfolded... (bandaged).
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:icondragslicks:
DRAGSLICKS Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2012
I don't get it O:<
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:iconsweeney-todd-warrior:
sweeney-todd-warrior Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Basically there was something actually wrong with her eyes, but Wayne thought it was just pure evilnessnessness. xD
So the doctor is all like "Dude, she's sick. Why didn't you tell here sooner if you knew?"

And yeah. -fin-
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:iconkawaiimalaysia:
KawaiiMalaysia Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That dinosaur is giving me the evil eye......
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:iconfiascofilms:
FiascoFilms Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2012
I don't think I've ever read one of your comics and not laughed!
Great job!
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:icondeadcobra:
DeadCobra Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2012
Very funny
Its cool to haw red eyes
I like her the way she is
Whats wrong with her
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:icons-harkey:
S-Harkey Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2012  Professional Filmographer
lmao, this is my favorite so far :)
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:iconcrazystarshiine:
crazystarshiine Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lmfao! you're too goooodd
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:iconpsychowolf21:
psychowolf21 Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
funny AND scientific!!! ah well eye surgery is REALLY gonna make her eyes red!
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:iconroxj:
Roxj Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2012
lol
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:iconanimerrill:
AniMerrill Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
I have to say, this ended up being pretty funny... but only after about ten minutes of research on "diseases that make eyes glow" XD
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:icondinshino:
dinshino Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2012
What did you turn up? All I'm finding is mad cow disease.
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:iconlostintherain22:
lostintherain22 Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2012  Student Artist
i have evil glowing eyes
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:iconkaijuduke:
KaijuDuke Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2012
In his defense, if I met someone with glowing red eyes, I too would suspect demonic influence unless there was a nuclear power plant nearby or something XD
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