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I only break up with people through email now days. Mostly because I canít stand loud obnoxious cheering noises.

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:iconemmetearwax:
EmmetEarwax Featured By Owner May 26, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
This strip seems to be set in the nebulous future.
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:iconleonidas666:
Leonidas666 Featured By Owner May 25, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I never got dumped in my life... ever.
Mostly because I can never get a girlfriend, but that's a minor detail.
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:iconrosetheunicorn:
RoseTheUnicorn Featured By Owner May 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
This made me burst out laughing.
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:iconnzolozabal:
NZolozabal Featured By Owner May 20, 2012
I know Wayne is the designated punching bag character, but, pardon my language, that's fucked up.
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:iconvest:
vest Featured By Owner May 19, 2012
Happy belated mothers' day!

Also, reminds me.

"Actually," mom told me once, "we planned on three. But after you, we just...two felt right."

Sorry, my studiously planned younger sibling...for, ya know, kinda murdering you. Yeesh.
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Kyo-Kyo-chan Featured By Owner May 19, 2012
Damn, it's soooooo funny xD
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:iconrockboci:
RockBoci Featured By Owner May 19, 2012
Da heck? XD
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:iconjackanarchy99:
jackanarchy99 Featured By Owner May 19, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Holy crap this was hilarious! Wonder if there are actual parents like this.
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:icona-mad-tea-party:
a-mad-tea-party Featured By Owner May 19, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
:icontrololoplz:
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:iconspindlewinter:
SpindleWinter Featured By Owner May 18, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ouch. :iconlelouchohnoesplz:
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:iconroxj:
Roxj Featured By Owner May 18, 2012
happy mothers day? XD
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:icondaringdeathspook:
daringdeathspook Featured By Owner May 18, 2012
:iconepicclapplz:
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:iconravenluvssesshomaru:
RavenluvsSesshomaru Featured By Owner May 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
XD
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:icondapuddingz:
DaPuddingz Featured By Owner May 18, 2012
I love Wayne's mom xD
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:iconbigjc:
bigjc Featured By Owner May 18, 2012  Professional General Artist
I bet Wayne's mom and my mom would friends. Though admittedly, Wayne's mom sounds a lot more clever.
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:icon92kickstart:
92KICKSTART Featured By Owner May 18, 2012  Student General Artist
haha!! XD
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:iconblindandmad:
BlindandMad Featured By Owner May 18, 2012
Wayne my friend, you're about to be put down to sleep.
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:iconzathraya:
zathraya Featured By Owner May 18, 2012  Student General Artist
Ouch. lol
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:iconbrigazoid:
Brigazoid Featured By Owner May 18, 2012  Student Filmographer
LOL I've never laughed this hard inna while
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emperorkirkwall Featured By Owner May 18, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
lol XD
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FelipeCagno Featured By Owner May 18, 2012  Professional
Haha, that was a good one, I have to say, man, reading these 2gag comic strips really make me laugh, nice work!
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:icondeadcobra:
DeadCobra Featured By Owner May 18, 2012
Funny
He still has contact with his mom mamas boy
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:iconkingvahagn:
KingVahagn Featured By Owner May 21, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You're a bit of an idiot aren't you?
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:icondeadcobra:
DeadCobra Featured By Owner May 21, 2012
Why
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:iconkingvahagn:
KingVahagn Featured By Owner May 22, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Because you are too stupid to realize that staying in touch with your mom doesn't make you a "mamma's boy"?

Your parents are family. They support you throughout your life and are there for you when you need them. The least you can do is be a decent son and stay in touch.

Now, if your parents are abusive and mean and they don't support you in any way at all, THEN I can see why someone would want to avoid contact with their parents and not want anything to do with them. But, as it stands, I have no reason to make that assumption. If YOU are dealing with such a situation then I'm sorry because that's awful and you don't deserve that.
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EpicWTF Featured By Owner May 18, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Why not? :D
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:icondeadcobra:
DeadCobra Featured By Owner May 18, 2012
I wouldn't
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:iconmariannefosho:
Mariannefosho Featured By Owner May 18, 2012
I wasn't aware that never ever speaking to your parents again was a sign of an adult. /sarcasm
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:icondeadcobra:
DeadCobra Featured By Owner May 21, 2012
I don't like mine
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:iconmariannefosho:
Mariannefosho Featured By Owner May 21, 2012
well that's unfortunate, but that doesn't mean that everyone doesn't like theirs.
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:icondeadcobra:
DeadCobra Featured By Owner May 21, 2012
But this guy is a dick
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:iconmariannefosho:
Mariannefosho Featured By Owner May 21, 2012
at least he loves his parents.
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:iconepicwtf:
EpicWTF Featured By Owner May 18, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Don't get the answer but okay
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KidSketch64 Featured By Owner May 18, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh god, this one made me crack up :teevee:
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:iconcell718:
cell718 Featured By Owner May 18, 2012
OMG THIS IS THE TOTAL OPPOSITE OF A MOM CALL TO THE MAX
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decapiteight Featured By Owner May 18, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
oh damn. xD:
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