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It's why I always carry seasonings with me wherever I go, I think the natural taste of human flesh is kinda gammy and gross.

A thing that doesn't need seasoning however is the Twogag Facebook page. There's just no hiding that bitterness.

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:iconjackthemonster:
Jackthemonster Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
awesome!!!
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:iconpankakecarnivor:
PankakeCarnivor Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2013  Student
Lmao omg...that's perfect.
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:iconninjakittylovesyou:
NinjaKittyLovesYou Featured By Owner May 21, 2013
Not Suspicious at all....
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:icongallantart:
GallantArt Featured By Owner May 3, 2013
I really like Frank's AVP reference in the third panel. Still, I'm starting to think Frank might be scarier than any alien/xenomorph or predator/yautja out there!
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:iconjankrotten:
JankRotten Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
whow thats rhe same thing my grandma tells me
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:iconsm51:
SM51 Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2013
Why do I get the feeling that Frank has cloned Wayne multiple times after killing him some how.
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:iconlindsay711:
lindsay711 Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
this comic...just spoke to me in so many ways xD
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:iconfoxxsoul:
FoxxSoul Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
dude im a litte freaked by the smart dude
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:icondetrimont:
Detrimont Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2013  Student General Artist
well, he is a murderer
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:iconian-summers:
Ian-Summers Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
My first chuckle of the day courtesy of your awesome cartoon!
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:iconsuperepicman:
SuperEpicMan Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It's like sitting next to fat people on airliners. If you crash, you're conveniently placed next to the buffet
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:iconbikerhitsugaya:
BikerHitsugaya Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
From now on I shall carry a fork with me wherever I go.
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:icongyrin:
Gyrin Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2013
So then another Wayne died to then be replaced by another clone of Wayne.
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:icon0ddinara:
0ddinara Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
...wayne if you jump now i won't be affended.
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:iconaveloka:
Aveloka Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
LOL he is so scary ^^"
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:iconleonidas666:
Leonidas666 Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
If you eat hands, with your hands... wich one should you wash?
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:iconradicalxedwardxmpu:
RadicalxEdwardxMPU Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Meat is meat. If the situation calls for it, I suppose it would be similar to eating squirrel. I wouldn't want to do it, but if I had to I suppose I'd want a fork too.
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:iconwilliamwz3:
williamwz3 Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2012
It be kind of pointless without a knife. You need someway to cut the meat.
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:iconradicalxedwardxmpu:
RadicalxEdwardxMPU Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Unless it's tender enough, or you're strong enough.
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:iconkittyface1717:
KittyFace1717 Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Heheh!
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:iconwizgear:
Wizgear Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
Love this! xD Love the style
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:iconlatias43:
latias43 Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
XD epicness
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:iconshygrey:
shygrey Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
cool
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:iconnaturallyundefined:
NaturallyUndefined Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
The only thing funnier than your comics are your comments on it. :)
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:iconhippiecheese777:
Hippiecheese777 Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012
LOL
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:iconwickedchild777:
wickedchild777 Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
lmfao xD thts to funny xD
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:iconchitttick1:
chitttick1 Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012
I heard human meat tastes like veal.
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:iconsoapy-lump-nugget:
Soapy-Lump-Nugget Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I heard it depends on how good of shape the person is (was) in. =P
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someguynobodyknows Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
If Fallout is to be believed, it tastes very sweet and is also instantly recognizable as being from nothing else that lives.
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:iconlulusdance59:
LulusDance59 Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Student General Artist
Always be prepared.... :) Lol. :)
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:iconyoyonolen:
yoyonolen Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012   Filmographer
i always lot how you promote the Facebook page (which i liked)
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:iconyoyonolen:
yoyonolen Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012   Filmographer
"love"
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:iconpjcyto:
pjcyto Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
Huh, his reasoning is the same reason I carry around a cork screw and a pair of rubber gloves. Interesting.
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:iconpuzzleleafs:
PuzzleLeafs Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This is a good idea Frank, I think I'll take it up.
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:iconaluckystar:
aluckystar Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012
Quick Wayne, hit him with one of your spiky skiing poles!
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:iconunusualsilverkat:
UnusualSilverKat Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i doubt that will work on Frank
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:iconaluckystar:
aluckystar Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012
Worth a try. ;D
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:iconmajna:
majna Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
this is a dude who once offered to make god for some cultists, has probably killed more people than mad cow disease... trust me this guy is scary he even knows waynes penis length? :)
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:iconkenny-gulley:
Kenny-Gulley Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012
wayne often looks at guys pants pockets
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:iconorhblin:
Orhblin Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Our morden diet have made out flesh EXTREMLY sweet, it's would taste so badly of sugar you would get it down your throat
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:icongph-artist:
gph-artist Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
Good stuff.
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:iconzxanyxqusthepegacorn:
Zxanyxqusthepegacorn Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
XD well, ive heard people taste similar to ham...though I wonder hoe they knew that O.o
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:iconascarletmoon17:
AScarletmoon17 Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
LOLZ!!! XD A new way of being prepared!
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:iconvelox-mortis:
Velox-Mortis Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Good to see he believes in being prepared.
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:icondeadcobra:
DeadCobra Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012
He is right + it would be interesting
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:iconjacob-cross:
Jacob-Cross Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012
I heard you can get the shakes if you eat human flesh :3
And I only know that through a game, but you never know if it's tune or not, so... it makes you wonder :3
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dark-mystics-lover Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
i actually heard from another source that that only happens from eating RAW human
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:iconjacob-cross:
Jacob-Cross Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012
Huh... wait, isn't that want I meant? Raw human is still human flash?
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:icondark-mystics-lover:
dark-mystics-lover Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
well yeah...
but i assumed you were talking 'bout a zombie game.
i think the reasoning would be like regular meat; if you don't cook it right you get sick. cook it thoughouly enough and it's safe to eat, i guess.
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:iconjacob-cross:
Jacob-Cross Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012
Hmmm, maybe, but I don't know about cooking human meat though
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