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2GAG - Streamlined Shopping by Drunken-Novice 2GAG - Streamlined Shopping by Drunken-Novice
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My system is similar to this, the difference is I just tell everybody that I'm poor an nobody expects me to buy gifts. It started out true, but now I'm like Donald Trump rich from all the presents I don't have to buy.

Another good way to cheat your friends on gifts is to link them the Twogag Facebook page as a Christmas present.

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Riley-Vace Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I don't understand why when they are facing an opposite direction, the hair shines flip too. That's a tad lazy, isn't it?
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Leonidas666 Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Last time I made a list and give it to my family to get me something, they got me nothing... now I always buy my own stuff.
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Jesstincredible Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I'm seriously gonna do this...
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CyborgOrchestra98 Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today!
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thesimmsonian Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I'd love to do this, I bring it up every year, but in a family full of the fairer sex, everybody tends to think surprises are what makes Christmas special.
It's all Bullshit. It just makes Christmas shopping even more inconvenient than it already is.
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calmlike-abomb Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012
Genius
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AsjJohnson Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I wonder when he'll realize she means her gift will be even more expensive.
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Swamp-Hitori Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012
I think you need to work on the expressions. I can't tell if she's angry or confused.
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gatoechado Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012
Guy is always angry!
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:iconerknen:
Erknen Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Nah, that's just her face.
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fluffyz Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012  Professional General Artist
I give people presents randomly whenever I see something I think they'd like. I do not usually pay mind to the holidays. Being obligated to give gifts is quite silly to me.
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MystalurDimensh Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012  Professional General Artist
I'm not sure I get the punchline...
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ShadowKing1988 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Let me explain it this way.

If the two of them had $100 to spend on gifts for each other, and Guy spent $97 on Wayne's gift, that leaves only $3 for Wayne to spend on Guy.

Cue ass-kicking for crappy gift-giving.
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MystalurDimensh Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012  Professional General Artist
I also thought about it, but this leads to two situations:
1. Either Guy doesn't care about present for her, which explains the whole 'let's get over with it' attitude.
2. But she's GUY, so it would be better for Wayne to buy something better for her. However, no matter what Wayne gives to her or not, he's gonna get it :XD:
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Smoochynose Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012
She's basically made Wayne obligated to spend quite a bit of money on her.
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:iconmystalurdimensh:
MystalurDimensh Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012  Professional General Artist
I thought he was going to pay for his present from her, lol. I think the word 'subtract' is little misleading here. Thanks!
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AsjJohnson Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I think she means, 'The gift you're going to give me will be much more expensive than this. Just subtract your total from mine.'
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Winged-Wolf22TM Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012  Student General Artist
Usually I get money for christmas because others don't know what to get me.
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ChronoSFX Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012
Works for me!
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SakuaHarioto Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012  Student Filmographer
This is no joke now I do Christmas shopping.
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DerpyCookiez Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012  Student Artist
It's Cute :heart:
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DeadCobra Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012
Good
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:iconredsmas:
Redsmas Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012
I feel somewhat confused. May be because of the flu I have or this makes little sense...
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Redsmas Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012
Right I get it now. Get people to buy gifts for themselves.
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tieskevo Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012  Student Interface Designer
I tell everyone I am poor too, and now I am like McHammer rich.
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DrMadison Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL
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