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I took a class in "gardening for pollen allergics" a few years back. Turns out I was a natural, I even taught the teacher a thing or two. Like after you burn the plant, salt the earth so nothing will ever grow there again!

In their fear fueled hatred the people of the middle ages tried to burn the Twogag Facebook Page after it was revealed to be practicing the dark arts, but at this instant it had already grown too powerful to be vanquished by such mundane means.
So in the end the punishment became eternal exile from the realms of man.
In it's wrath for being shunned and humiliated by humanity it cast a spell upon the people, so that one man every generation is cursed to keep making up lies and over the top stories about it in order for people to maybe/sorta like it.

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:iconimpfeatherdejudejinx:
ImpfeatherDeJudeJinx Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
XD he tried to assassinate the weed
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joshRbeast1 Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2014
these strips are so funny
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:icongermanvisitor:
germanvisitor Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2014
Feed me, Seymour!
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:iconarrozblanco12:
arrozblanco12 Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2013  Student General Artist
Your humor is lovable
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:iconkit07:
kit07 Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
hahaha awesome!
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:iconchessykat01:
ChessyKat01 Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2013

Love Frank's outfit.

And worker dude, just go with it.

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:icontartrerainy:
tartrerainy Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2013  Professional Artist
XD
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:iconrougecerberus:
RougeCerberus Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
i can't decide what i love more; your comments or your comics


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:iconepikalstorms:
EpikalStorms Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*deep breath* 
I love you, Frank.
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:iconnhorn:
NHorn Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
God damnit you are smart.
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:iconair-kc:
Air-KC Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2013
poker-face in the outside:pokerface: 
laughing like crazy in the insideTard OMG Emote 

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:iconcute-heart:
Cute-Heart Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2013  Student General Artist
lol !
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:iconzombielolitaprincess:
ZombieLolitaPrincess Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I imagine his voice being that of pendelton ward O.O
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:icondarkzewulf:
DarkZeWulf Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
is the clerk related to Wayne?
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:iconwanderingdraconis:
WanderingDraconis Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2013  Student Digital Artist
The salesmen is not sure what to think of this... :iconumwutplz:
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sunwukung22 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2013
You could say the plant really Grew on Frank
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:iconrainymoments:
RainyMoments Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:rofl: 
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:iconsharkytoof:
SharkyToof Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Did you just
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:iconsunwukung22:
sunwukung22 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2013
But I guess when you plant the seeds of friendship you reap what you sow.

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:iconsharkytoof:
SharkyToof Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2013  Student Digital Artist
oh god, are you
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:iconsunwukung22:
sunwukung22 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2013
I heard through the grapevine that Frank and the Weed are still like to peas in a pod
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:iconsharkytoof:
SharkyToof Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2013  Student Digital Artist
You bastard I have to get away befo--
I GUESS YOU COULD SAY THIER RELATIONSHIP HAS THIER ROOTS. They have developed lichen to eachother
I better leaf before this gets any worse. lettuce end this conversation.

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sunwukung22 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2013
Fankly it's too late to nip this conversation in the bud I guess this proves that friendship can bloom on the battlefeild and it's been no bed of roses for both the weed and frank and sometimes the weed can be a thorn in Franks' side.
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SharkyToof Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2013  Student Digital Artist
:iconepicstareplz:
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Carneeval Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2013  Student Digital Artist
He has officially become the person every retail person hates seeing come into the store.
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:iconbittersweetwaltz:
BittersweetWaltz Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Where did you find this idea ?? ^^ As clever as usual
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:iconmichiko1125:
Michiko1125 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Did he try to kill a plant beast or poison a human?
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:icontrocadero:
Trocadero Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2013
What the heck did he use it on?
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:iconthehandsomerocklee:
TheHandsomeRockLee Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2013
Aw... I would have loved to have seen Frank and the Plant Beast vs The Modern Music Industry...
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iamtoxictalent Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2013
i have to say the comics r funny but ur little tangents at the end r my favorite haha never run out of material my friend NEvER!
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AScarletmoon17 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
XD only Frank
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:iconhannahxd:
HannahxD Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2013
I imagine Frank's voice actor would be Patrick Warburton (Kronk,Emperor's New Groove; Joe Swanson, Family Guy;Agent Tee, Men in Black; Brock Sampson, Venture Bros.) 
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wolfpax181 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2013
I...I now know how I'll return any products that are supposed to kill things down.  This is beautiful.
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Cunningtub1 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2013
ditto wolfie
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:icontheshinyfurfrou:
TheShinyFurfrou Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
How many cousins does Wayne have?
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:iconheartsdale2:
heartsdale2 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2013
I did not take Frank to be a man in flower pattern equipment.
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:iconcookie-splinters:
Cookie-Splinters Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Awww but you're good at making up lies about the Twogag page... so good that I shall now join it :3
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:icondeadcobra:
DeadCobra Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2013
This is nice
The product's are never as good as they advertise them
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:iconmagicart1:
MagicArt1 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Just Fantastic

Though I would have sewed them it's a win win for everyone EXEPT the company XD
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:iconpropertyoflamb:
PropertyofLamb Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2013
I gotta gets me some of that!
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:iconjlundhart:
jLundhArt Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Anyone else getting a plants vs zombies reference here?
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:iconschwarzerritter:
SchwarzerRitter Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2013
My first thought too.
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:iconchalicetheif:
ChaliceTheif Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2013  Student General Artist
XD
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OcioProduction Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
likeit..likeit...likeit.....likeit.........
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Wanderer619 Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2013
Amazing
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:iconthe-real-wolf-spider:
the-real-wolf-spider Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2013
It was giant aphids wasn't it?
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:iconalansteenhouwer:
AlanSteenhouwer Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2013
I think you might be right. 
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:iconelusiveconqueror:
elusiveCONQUEROR Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2013  Student Digital Artist
:iconahurrplz: Gahdammit, I love Frank...
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:iconalansteenhouwer:
AlanSteenhouwer Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2013
Only Frank would find himself in an Enemy Mine, with a plant... That is if the weed probably wasn't one of his other experiments that got out.
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Lion-Oh-Day Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2013  Student General Artist
Pics or it didn't happen.
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