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It just seems to me that reality is the cynic.

I'm not saying that you need to be a cynic to enjoy the Twogag facebook page. I'm saying that you won't enjoy it no matter your outlook.

The Twogag facebook page is a front for something so secret that I don't even know what it is.
Or it isn't, there's no way to know for sure.
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LighttheChao Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Ahh, this story is quite lovely!! It reminds me of the old days in reading the newspaper(even though I am only almost 18), but it was still unique to find this!:happybounce: :happybounce: 
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Yupasama Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2013
something really weird, something from a reality with a very non euclidian geometry, happens to the table between first and second panel :)
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Hisansa Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2013
Good find.
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VickyViolet Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Guy got a new haircut. Not sure how to feel.
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Krazzulimaii Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Love Guy's expression in the last panel. Perfectly done.
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kyrtuck Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
The tie looks silly when its with a t-shirt Wayne.
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Wanderer619 Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2013
True words
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PocketGargoyle Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2013
Frame change! Yay!
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Irish-John Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2013
I'm confused.
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mainman879 Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2013
A cynic is someone who has a negative outlook on life, a realist sees life as it is, and has no ridiculous assumptions, and she argues that she is a realist by saying that he didnt get the job, which he in fact did not get. 
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Irish-John Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2013
Wasn't her username cynicalady on a social media website a few strips ago? I think it was the one where they were at the gym, should be a few before this one. It just seems a little hypocritical, but the comic is good so who cares?
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frap4 Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2013
Your right. Evidence of your rightness She's a hypocrite.  Hooray!
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AtomicF0x Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I think it's laughable on its own that Wayne put a tie on over regular shirt.
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kyrtuck Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
My thoughts as well.
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acenco Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2013
Excelente!!!
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Meztere Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2013  Student Writer
I used to call myself a 'realist' too, then I realized that it was bullshit and I'm just a cynic.
But being cynical is kind of hilarious sometimes. 
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LastChanceToBreathe Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Too true. =P
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SomaRuiz Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2013  Professional General Artist
All cynics think they're realists, when in fact realists just go by the facts instead of assuming the worst all the time.

I guess you could call them realists because of their limited perception of reality. lol
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brokencasanova Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2013  Student Writer
My grandma just told me to stop being so negative.

My reply was that I'm not negative, I'm realist and realistically most things end up being negative :I
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MystalurDimensh Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2013  Professional General Artist
Whoa! A change of angle / pov! That was unexpected!
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Knight-BIshop Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Well of course he did not get the job....that tie is just terrible
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PankakeCarnivor Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2013  Student
Haha agreed:icontieplz:
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RogueWriter3201 Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2013
...and then she throws the coffee at him =D
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frap4 Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2013
And the table.:fliptable: 
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RogueWriter3201 Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2013
:lmao:
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GHENGIZZ Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I like to think that the world is dark & cynical, not me.:) (Smile) 
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bikemerc Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2013

he sholulda worn the tie with the green circle that matches his shirt.
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alienavian Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2013
Tie over T-shirt = never getting the job
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millgiass Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2013
I like the dynamics of the framing you've done here.
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Cute-Heart Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
nice :D
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AScarletmoon17 Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I bet this conversation happens a lot XD
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Epic-Leather Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2013  Professional Artisan Crafter
Exactly, reality is cynical so why cant I be as well? ^_^
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DeadCobra Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2013
Great
His argument is that she judges to quickly
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