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Everybody laughed at my uncle for attempting to train murder squirrels.
But at his funeral nobody... Okay a few people still laughed.

Lately I've been trying to invent a tweet that will make the reader go instantly blind. It's a ambitious attempt and it's been very challenging but I think I'm starting to make progress.
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:iconwhenyinmetyang:
whenyinmetyang Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2013
how many squirrels did he kill? (0_o)

aw, he was starting to get attached to that rodent.
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:iconmatt-flame:
Matt-Flame Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Well thats one way to tell ( '.__.)
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:iconchris7clason:
chris7clason Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2013  Professional Writer
first one that didn't bleed...squirrel massacre!
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:iconthe-raven-soul:
The-Raven-Soul Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Oh shit! :XD:
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:iconsomecallmeraul:
somecallmeraul Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lol
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:iconleanzaofearth:
leanzaofearth Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2013   Digital Artist
Gaaah I love these comics! XD
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:iconpessaro:
Pessaro Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
I have been laughing for several minutes now !! love it xD
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:iconicekick:
IceKick Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2013
"It was the first one that didn't bleed"... poor squirrels XD
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:iconcrimson-vector:
Crimson-Vector Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh my god :iconsobplz: those poor squirrels!
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:iconcute-heart:
Cute-Heart Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XD
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:iconlunawinged:
LunaWinged Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Wait......wat
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:iconscr1b3:
Scr1b3 Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
So, let me get things straight here, Frank just went around murdering harmless squirrels, just to see if they bled?? And if that was a robot murder squirrel, then how come it didn't hurt wayne? :O
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:iconaspiringshadowseer:
AspiringShadowseer Featured By Owner May 1, 2013
The Murder Squirrel was using it's cuteness to distract him. Can't you see?! It's the same as Murder Kitties; they only want murder, but they're so cute! Who wouldn't be drawn in?
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:iconscr1b3:
Scr1b3 Featured By Owner May 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Ach! What sort of genius are you???
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:iconaspiringshadowseer:
AspiringShadowseer Featured By Owner May 2, 2013
A really good one, and partially insane so yeah. I got both sides of the genius coin. Wanna hear me play the 1842 overture with my armpit? Wait that's Fridays performance. My bad.
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:iconscr1b3:
Scr1b3 Featured By Owner May 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:O ... Can you terrorise a 'friend' of mine please? :iconblushingplz:
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:iconaspiringshadowseer:
AspiringShadowseer Featured By Owner May 3, 2013
Who, when, where, and why do you want this "friend" terrorized? I don't terrorize for no reason. Well sometimes... Actually half the time. Okay most of the time. Actually, fuck it all, I do it ALL the time. Now where's my last cheesy puff?
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:iconscr1b3:
Scr1b3 Featured By Owner May 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Come to mai house, & I'll make it for you! :D :P
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:iconaspiringshadowseer:
AspiringShadowseer Featured By Owner May 3, 2013
*Menacing tone.* "It wouldn't "MY" cheesy puff." *Draw a SPAS-12 shotgun with an under mounted rocket launcher.* "Where's my last cheesy puff?"
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SonicWolvelina99 Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
0_0
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:iconicewolfaspect:
icewolfaspect Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2013
if it was a machine wouldn't it bleed oil?
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:iconninjakittylovesyou:
NinjaKittyLovesYou Featured By Owner May 29, 2013
Not necessarily, it could be electronic :3 "Furr Real Friends" don't have oil but i would be worried if they did O_o
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:iconicewolfaspect:
icewolfaspect Featured By Owner May 29, 2013
they have a grease to keep the parts from grinding, franks stuff might be the same way, or they use human blood as a grease
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:iconninjakittylovesyou:
NinjaKittyLovesYou Featured By Owner May 30, 2013
Human Blood sounds legit :3
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:iconelectroniccyborg:
ElectronicCyborg Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
If you murder a murder...

does that make you, the murder?
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:iconnaddalemur:
Naddalemur Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Your signature. Oh my God your signature.
That is the truest thing I have ever read, ever.
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:iconelectroniccyborg:
ElectronicCyborg Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yus! :iconpervyjakeenglishplz:
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:iconnaddalemur:
Naddalemur Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I know somebody who likes that fact :iconpervydirkplz:
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:iconlukel13:
lukel13 Featured By Owner May 9, 2013
(hangs head in shame)
...Here, I clicked the [link], you may now collect the kishin egg.
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:iconnaddalemur:
Naddalemur Featured By Owner May 10, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Soul thieves forever, man. WE ARE UNITED BY THE MUTUAL STEALING OF EACH OTHER'S SOULS.

What a beautiful friendship.
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:iconlukel13:
lukel13 Featured By Owner May 16, 2013
indeed they are.
Also Soul eater reference F.T.W!
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:iconelectroniccyborg:
ElectronicCyborg Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh ho ho ho! >w<''
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:iconelectroniccyborg:
ElectronicCyborg Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
how many DID you kill frank? o-o''
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:icongoldenavatar:
goldenavatar Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2013
And why would one of Franks Murder squirrel's be interested in killing Guy?
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:icondaghrgenzeen:
Daghrgenzeen Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
"It's the first one that didn't bleed." That cracked me up.
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:icongrim-puppet-demon:
grim-puppet-demon Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2013
n' rodents usually don't sit on your shoulder without pooping on it
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:iconkirbuu:
kirbuu Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2013
I like that you drew the blow back on the pistol. Don't see that often in art.
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:iconwikigiuli:
wikigiuli Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2013  Professional General Artist
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
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:iconrazord9:
RazorD9 Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2013
Process of elimination. Least it wasn't his Robotic Murder Waynes.
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:iconlatias43:
latias43 Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2013
ahahahahahaha!!! omg i would do that!! i would shoot a squirrel off somones shoulder just because i could XD lolz. :P tho i wouldnt due to safety issues :P to the forest i gooo!!! with mah 4-10 of doooom :D
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:iconxelanesque:
xelanesque Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2013
hehehe
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:iconkatahu:
Katahu Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I don't want to know what else he keeps in his lab.
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:iconangelskarith:
AngelsKarith Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2013
with the huge track record of creepy shit escaping from his lab you'd think he'd have a better security system by now
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:iconhorse-hart:
Horse-Hart Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2013  Student General Artist
hahaha
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:iconsethbramwell:
sethbramwell Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2013
Ahh logic. XD
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:iconjarm13:
JARM13 Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Now if Frank would just do that to Foamie . They're just tree rats anyway .
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:iconaldrea03:
aldrea03 Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2013
Why is Frank trying to make a robotic Foamy??

lol, i miss foamy. . . .he was hilarious in the beginning.
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:iconjacob-cross:
Jacob-Cross Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2013
XD Lol XD
Wow...
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:iconjbwarner86:
jbwarner86 Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2013
Everything's better with squirrels. :D
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:iconaluckystar:
aluckystar Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2013
Frank.
You do not shoot squirrels with guns.


You shoot them with bazookas have you learned nothing.
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