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The only people this comic can possibly offend is white, heterosexual males, right?
Then I'm in the clear.

I'm not offended if you don't like the Twogag Facebook page. But Jesus might be, I can't speak for that dude.

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:iconcommander-strife:
Commander-Strife Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Wait... now I'm confused as to Guy's gender. I know it is obvious, but you never knoe these things... especially when yesterday i thought "Guy" was a lazy way of talking to someone who's name yo don't know or care to know xD
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:iconhawk73:
Hawk73 Featured By Owner May 4, 2013
Man, I wanted to find the 'offended' face
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:iconww1king96:
ww1king96 Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2013  Student Writer
If I asked a girl out and she called me an idiot for getting her signals mixed up
Didnt ask a different girl out and she got pissed that I didnt understand her feelings
...what are these emotions and how do I get them???
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:iconhippiecheese777:
Hippiecheese777 Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2013
you never will friend. these signals, while clear to females are completely undetectable by males. you just gotta guess at them dude
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:iconww1king96:
ww1king96 Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2013  Student Writer
Im not doing a very good job though, but I guess its the curse of the male race
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:iconhippiecheese777:
Hippiecheese777 Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2013
yep, i can give you one tip though, when a female says "the trashcan is full" what she really means is "take out the trash"
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:iconww1king96:
ww1king96 Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2013  Student Writer
I remember that from my mother, I got so much flack for that, I also learned that when tuning one out, you have to be careful, I was going hmm, mmhm, and she ended up smacking me, not sure what I did to this day
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:iconhippiecheese777:
Hippiecheese777 Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2013
the answer to that riddle ironicly is that she probably asked you "are you even listening to me?" mmhmm doesn't fly for that
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:iconww1king96:
ww1king96 Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2013  Student Writer
Ha, probably right, Ill have to watch out for now on, I could go on but Im probably boring ya by now, thanks for the chat man
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:iconhippiecheese777:
Hippiecheese777 Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2013
hey no problem man, good luck in the future!
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:iconleonidas666:
Leonidas666 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
If I it on a girl, I'm a player and a perv.
If I don't hit on a girl, there's something wrong with me and I need therapy.
... I just can't win!
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:iconburntblade:
burntblade Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2012
... or hit on whoever you want and give 0 shits?
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:iconleonidas666:
Leonidas666 Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Can't do that... Girls hit back. :(
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germanvisitor Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2012
Then you need a heavier club. :nod:
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:iconbig-boss-kun:
Big-Boss-Kun Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2012  Student Filmographer
No. If you hit on the hottest girl on the floor you're a player and a pervert. If you hit on the lady in the cubicle next to you who's been your friend for the past 3 weeks everything's fine.
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:iconleonidas666:
Leonidas666 Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I've actually done that... Find out that she had sleep with my brother (no, I'm not kidding).
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:iconburntblade:
burntblade Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012
haha your brother's a boss. You're in good hands
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:iconleonidas666:
Leonidas666 Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
>:[
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:iconjethrobot:
Jethrobot Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012   General Artist
I think this might be your wittiest political comment yet.
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:iconpharos-e:
Pharos-E Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
nice theme
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:iconazroix:
Azroix Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2012  Professional General Artist
One of the most clever ways I've seen of tackling the issue facing all white heterosexual males. See? Even my sentence can be criticized. Kudos on the writing.
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:iconariesa2:
ariesa2 Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2012
*hugs your comics* :tighthug:
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:iconjbwarner86:
jbwarner86 Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2012
Everything is offensive if you look at it a certain way. Berke Breathed called it "offensensitivity". :)
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:icontetso:
tetso Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2012
know that feel
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:iconpowflip:
PowFlip Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2012
So white heterosexual males resent when bigotry and spiteful apathy is aimed at them? Does this mean white heterosexual males are actually human beings? O: gasp
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:iconuneek35:
uneek35 Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013
BINGO!
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:iconshannon-long:
Shannon-Long Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
Haha this is definitely one of my favourites, well done!
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:iconwyrmin:
Wyrmin Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Vita, kränkta män!
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:iconjethrobot:
Jethrobot Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012   General Artist
Åh, fy fan den röran tar jag inte ens i med tång. Jag blir galet kränkt av att anses vara del av en homogen kränkt massa som inte finns;P
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kendrahutchison Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
This. Is. Perfect.
I always hate it when things play out that way. Like... Being racist if you don't vote for Obama... Ugh.
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:iconkeyogrlripper:
KeyoGrlRipper Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Because men are hurt by being forced into unfortunate stereotypes by the current hegemony that also negatively impacts woman.
Just such a well designed comic.
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:iconandroid-alpha:
Android-Alpha Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012
i hate society :(
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:iconl3rotherwolf:
l3rotherwolf Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
What I hate is people who preach tolerance, but can't tolerate my intolerance.
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:iconpowflip:
PowFlip Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2012
Why would somebody who preaches tolerance, be ok with your intolerance? That doesn't even begin to make sense. It's like saying "what I hate is people who love cats, but don't love dogs!". Wat
"what I hate is when people eat ice cream, but don't like pizza."
"what I hate is people who ride rollercoasters, but can't do algebra."
"what I hate is birds that fly in the air, but can't get jokes."
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:iconl3rotherwolf:
l3rotherwolf Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Actually it makes sense, that they want everyone to be tolerant of other people, but thwy can't be tolerant of my intolerance.
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:iconpowflip:
PowFlip Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2012
If one is opposed to intolerance, it makes sense that they would be opposed to intolerance. I don't think that is a very difficult concept to understand.
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SoleStratego Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I understand what he means, he's saying that by being intolerant to intolerance...that makes the person intolerant. A truly tolerant person would accept the other person's intolerance and be fine with it.

Otherwise, they'd be INtolerant of how that person thinks by denying the person the right to think that way, you see.
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PowFlip Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012
A truly tolerant person would accept the other person's intolerance and be fine with it.

I hope this does not go over your head, but a person "preaching tolerance" is not necessarily the same thing as a person who is "truly tolerant" of everything and anything.
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SoleStratego Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh, no worries, I understand your viewpoint. I may not entirely agree, but I accept it. I just hate seeing people gang up on a dA member like how the guy who started this branch of thought was being. It's not like our community at all, you see.
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Darkauthor81 Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2012
Tolerance of other people who have a different religion. Have a different skin color. From a different country. Have a physical or mental disability.

No one but ass holes preach for tolerance of ass holes. Sorry if that's leaving you feeling persecuted.
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:iconl3rotherwolf:
l3rotherwolf Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
No I mean there are things I absolutely will not put up with. And some people I know tell me I should be tolerant of that peraon's bwhavior or opinion or whatever. Why is it that secotnd person cant be tolerant of my intolerance?
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:iconwhes:
Whes Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
What things will you absolutely not put up with?
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:iconasharani:
AsharaNi Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012  Student General Artist
:thumbsup: Exactly!
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ShinyWoopWoop Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012
I'm having a hard time telling if people are actually thinking the artist is saying white heterosexual males aren't allowed to be offended, or if the small arguments I see about it has to do with just the general idea of white heterosexual male privledge.

Because I"m pretty sure the comic is being satire in the sense that he's going with the stereotype, but the artist isn't say "This is what you should do" as much as how ridiculous it is.

I don't really wanna get into white heterosexual privledge social justice talks type of deal, just curious if the general idea is what people are talking about, or misunderstanding the message of the comic... or I"m just an idiot and I'm thinking they're satirizing how people think, but in all reality they mean this (which I doubt)
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:iconlanalemony:
LanaLemony Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Wow I usually like your comics and humor.
A gay joke and a "misandry" joke all at once. How special.
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:iconuneek35:
uneek35 Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013
I think you have this backwards.
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:iconlanalemony:
LanaLemony Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
So you think it's about how ridiculous the idea of "misandry" is?
I wasn't 100% sure, because this is way too confusing and complicated for a little joke like this with grey morality and 3 panels, but that's not the feeling I got from it.
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:iconuneek35:
uneek35 Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013
Grey morality? I thought it was pretty simple. Everyone can get offended. Even white heterosexual males, even if they still have an advantage over everyone else.
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:iconlanalemony:
LanaLemony Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Ah I was referring to the grey morality of the comic in general. Sometimes it makes it hard to tell if it's just the characters thinking something, or the author himself.

Well, if that was the point he was making, then I'm cool with that. :shrug:
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Cosmic--Chaos Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm a white, heterosexual FEMALE, and I think it's stupid how certain people aren't "allowed" to be offended by something.
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