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2GAG - Offendsby *Drunken-Novice

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The only people this comic can possibly offend is white, heterosexual males, right?
Then I'm in the clear.

I'm not offended if you don't like the Twogag Facebook page. But Jesus might be, I can't speak for that dude.

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~Hawk73 May 4, 2013

Man, I wanted to find the 'offended' face

~ww1king96 Jan 25, 2013 Student Writer

If I asked a girl out and she called me an idiot for getting her signals mixed up
Didnt ask a different girl out and she got pissed that I didnt understand her feelings
...what are these emotions and how do I get them???

~Hippiecheese777 Mar 19, 2013

you never will friend. these signals, while clear to females are completely undetectable by males. you just gotta guess at them dude

~ww1king96 Mar 20, 2013 Student Writer

Im not doing a very good job though, but I guess its the curse of the male race

~Hippiecheese777 Mar 20, 2013

yep, i can give you one tip though, when a female says "the trashcan is full" what she really means is "take out the trash"

~ww1king96 Mar 21, 2013 Student Writer

I remember that from my mother, I got so much flack for that, I also learned that when tuning one out, you have to be careful, I was going hmm, mmhm, and she ended up smacking me, not sure what I did to this day

~Hippiecheese777 Mar 21, 2013

the answer to that riddle ironicly is that she probably asked you "are you even listening to me?" mmhmm doesn't fly for that

~ww1king96 Mar 21, 2013 Student Writer

Ha, probably right, Ill have to watch out for now on, I could go on but Im probably boring ya by now, thanks for the chat man

~Hippiecheese777 Mar 21, 2013

hey no problem man, good luck in the future!

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~Leonidas666 Dec 14, 2012 Hobbyist Digital Artist

If I it on a girl, I'm a player and a perv.
If I don't hit on a girl, there's something wrong with me and I need therapy.
... I just can't win!

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