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I can say that my personality is 100% genuine, but it's also the bare minimum.
Mostly I just communicate with a series of differently pitched grunts.

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:iconslavicwarrior:
SlavicWarrior Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2014  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
I really like the design on the girl. What's her name?
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:iconmsdungeonx:
MsDungeonX Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Her name is Guy.
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:iconmisk122:
misk122 Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2013  Student
geez guy you can figure out anything can't you
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:iconfurchild1204:
furchild1204 Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
The more I read these, the more I think that they look a lot like the character from Kim Possible. They're pure genius, though. :D
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:icon00hunny00:
00Hunny00 Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2012
She's my officially favorite character
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:iconkesheo:
Kesheo Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2012
wow...
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:iconjohnthemurray:
JohntheMurray Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
burrned
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:iconxxunknown227xx:
Xxunknown227xX Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
XDD, differently pitched grunts :3
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:iconzosimpaul:
ZosimPaul Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2012
when colored hair has become natural?
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:icondaverex:
Daverex Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Pretty sure that's part of the joke, considering she's also got her nose pierced on both sides...
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:iconzosimpaul:
ZosimPaul Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2012
only if she not synthesize metal in his nose
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:icondaverex:
Daverex Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
oh, and orange is a natural hair color... [link]
and you can't synthesize metal.
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:iconliger8879:
liger8879 Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh Guy!!! XD
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:iconeo88:
EO88 Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012  Student Digital Artist
I laughed:P
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:iconherebellama:
Herebellama Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
That's actually a pretty good joke. XD
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:icontrenchhead:
TrenchHead Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012  Student Digital Artist
:P
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:iconsonicwolvelina99:
SonicWolvelina99 Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
ouch lol
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:iconjbwarner86:
jbwarner86 Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012
Best shoot-down ever. :D
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:iconaytrus:
Aytrus Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012
Are those things two zits right under her eyes? Or something else?
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:icondrhobo1987:
drhobo1987 Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012
i think is lightning. that area has a red/pink tone
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:icondaverex:
Daverex Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lighting, not lightning. Her cheeks aren't shooting supercharged static at the man.
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:iconthechu:
TheChu Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
XD
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:iconross-sanger:
Ross-Sanger Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012
Natural? What's natural about nose piercings and hair gel?
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:icon00hunny00:
00Hunny00 Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2012
Missing the point. Over and over again.
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:iconross-sanger:
Ross-Sanger Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2012
The point of what? This comment is about three months old.

Yeah, the guy's being a hypocrite, got it, I realise the point of the comic. All I'm just saying is that Guy's got piercings, she's probably wearing makeup and her hairstyle suggests hair gel, not very "natural", but then I don't tend to even consider that someone might have had cosmetic surgery when I meet them, so maybe it is natural by that guy's standards. :shrug:
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:iconmarsipilami:
Marsipilami Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I thing that character from the comic was talking about surgerys and that type of stuff. Like breast implants.
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:iconross-sanger:
Ross-Sanger Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012
Oh, so basically he's calling her flat-chested?
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:iconmarsipilami:
Marsipilami Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
No.
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:iconross-sanger:
Ross-Sanger Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012
Regardless, is cosmetic surgery really that common these days?
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:iconmarsipilami:
Marsipilami Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It is.
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:iconross-sanger:
Ross-Sanger Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012
To coin the phrase: Dang, that ain't right. I mean, for burn victims and cancer sufferers and people like that who need re-constructive surgery it's understandable, but just to look better? Perhaps society puts to much emphasis on ideals of physical beauty, but it still seems extreme to go under the knife for that.
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:iconandharian:
Andharian Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012  Student General Artist
I don`t think getting implants, or wearing make-up or any kind of clothes makes you 'fake'. Being real or fake doesn`t come from how you look, or how you want to look. It only has anything to do with what kind of person you are. And I think people that call others 'fake' because of their implant or appearance, and fake themselves because they think in that way; that your appearance defines you.
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:iconthefamilycat:
TheFamilyCat Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012
=)
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:iconfoxmoonink:
foxmoonink Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
"differently pitched grunts" I've never heard a better discription for the english language.
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:icon02lei:
02Lei Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012  Professional General Artist
K.O!!!
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:icondante8411:
Dante8411 Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2012
In his defense, his natural approach of "I would really like to bang you; how can I make this happen?" hasn't once worked.
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:icondragonpiratexiii:
DragonPirateXIII Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2012
Looks like he doesn't have much experience in flirting, even after a few drinks.
I guess you could call him a...
*Puts on shades*
Drunken Novice!
LLAAAAAAAMMMEE!!!
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:iconvertigo-gal:
Vertigo-Gal Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2012  Student Digital Artist
:iconfreeinternetplz:
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:iconnewera14:
newera14 Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lol awesome
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:iconzephyrthedragonlord:
ZephyrTheDragonlord Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
some guys honestly feel that way, for him it may have been the alcohol talking, but i tend to take more interest in women that don't hide themselves behind a thick ass layer of makeup
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:iconandharian:
Andharian Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012  Student General Artist
A thick ass layer of makeup shouldn`t mean anything to you man! Good OR bad. Appearance, natural or caked on, has NOTHING to do with what defines a person. This just means you like people because of their appearance, in this case 'the natural look'. What if some of those cakey girls were niiiice DD8
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:iconzephyrthedragonlord:
ZephyrTheDragonlord Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
i just tells me that they are insecure about how they look and feel that they need to change their appearance to get a man, which makes me want them less... and too bad for all of them that i already have a girlfriend that knows she doesn't need makeup to look beautiful.
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:iconandharian:
Andharian Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012  Student General Artist
Most people do it for themselves, I`m sure. You shouldn`t just like 'natural girls' or a particular type. People are people.
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:iconzephyrthedragonlord:
ZephyrTheDragonlord Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
well... my preference is women that don't need makeup, you may have a different preference, it matters not to me. preference is opinion, everyone's opinion of what they like is different.
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:iconebvardh:
Ebvardh Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2012  Student General Artist
I don't. What they lack in insecurity, they make up for in daddy issues.
But to each their own.
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:iconphoenix-god-of-fire:
Phoenix-God-of-Fire Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2012
^this
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:iconmagnificent-arsehole:
Magnificent-Arsehole Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
^second
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:iconphoenix-god-of-fire:
Phoenix-God-of-Fire Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2012
^potato
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:iconlwcommissions:
LWCommissions Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2012
^third
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:iconkidv1cious:
kidV1cious Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
^forthd
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