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Guys, webcomics are like a river, I'm drowning in it!

And the Twogag Facebook page is also like a river. It's full of crap.

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:iconlunawinged:
LunaWinged Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Logic
All the time
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:iconlovelydomination:
LovelyDomination Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2013
Ahahha! This is one of my favorites!

I love this comic soooo much!
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:iconlulu-fukurou:
LuLu-Fukurou Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013
I love them. So much! Like a river and stuff
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:iconsuops:
suops Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i dont get it
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:iconangelskarith:
AngelsKarith Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2013
Eveyones a critic especialy her
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:iconaviiceruleanskies:
AviiCeruleanSkies Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013  Student
Maybe he really had to pee while writing his manuscript lol :D
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:iconbjd-addict-niclo:
BJD-Addict-Niclo Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Pffft XDD
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:iconmornings-mist:
Mornings-Mist Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
rofllollmao epic metaphors XD
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:iconthetwoblackdoves:
TheTwoBlackDoves Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
*Simile, it used like
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draw-my-heart-on Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013
link1 : g.gs/3MZiZ
link2 : g.gs/3MZiX
link3 : g.gs/3MZiS

definitely not tumblr. nice try.
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:iconxkalibolg:
xkalibolg Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
xD it is hard try to be a profesional Writer.
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:iconsolidcooties:
SolidCooties Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013
Yo man, them ain't even metaphors. Them's similes. #grammagangsta4life
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:iconjbwarner86:
jbwarner86 Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013
I can relate :D
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:iconsajjadjanbaz:
SAJJADJANBAZ Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013  Student General Artist
Nice...interesting
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:iconkayiscah:
KayIscah Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013  Professional General Artist
Nothing wrong with an extended metaphor...just as long as it's repititive without being redundant. :writersblock:
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:iconpascalsproxy:
PascalsProxy Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013  Professional Photographer
BLATANTLY CLEVER : D
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:iconignatian-mystic:
Ignatian-Mystic Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013
I LOL'd.
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:iconross-sanger:
Ross-Sanger Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013
Technically that was a simile.
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:iconelessal:
elessal Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013  Student
ahhh I love his first face!
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:iconsokkas-boomerang:
sokkas-boomerang Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
This is me and my sister. I'm the one who wrote it. She's the one judging it, and we argue in some weird world on and on and on…
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:iconflutterlicious20:
flutterlicious20 Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
writing in a nutshell.
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:iconjec00k:
JEC00k Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
"You're drowning in the river! You're drowning!" --That Thing You Do
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:iconmanly-unicorn:
manly-unicorn Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013
and it's not faaaar away, no its not faaaar
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:iconjec00k:
JEC00k Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lmao :lmao: :D
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:iconkyoko-li:
Kyoko-Li Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
XD
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:iconautomouse13:
automouse13 Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013
Guy is awesome!
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:iconton-albuquerque:
ton-albuquerque Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013
VERY VERY VERY NICE!!!!!
Congratulations!!!
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:iconask-kursed:
Ask-Kursed Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Does the people know you are using their picture for spambots?
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:iconascarletmoon17:
AScarletmoon17 Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
If that's the smartest thing he's ever said and it's dumb... then he must be retarded XD
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:iconkittypleasance:
KittyPleasance Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Uhh those aren't metaphors... those are similes :hmm: (they use the word like) It's still hilarious though :XD:
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:iconthe-screaming-goat:
The-Screaming-Goat Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
her point became invalid when she said metaphor instead of simile...
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:iconget-fancy:
Get-fancy Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013  Student General Artist
The expressions are the same in the last 2 columns le sigh
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:iconask-kursed:
Ask-Kursed Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
((Chronic D face too in most of the comics :l I guess people can be amused very easily))
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:iconeggythegreat:
EggyTheGreat Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
and then suddenly

sameface

sameface everycomic
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:iconjoshbygosh:
JoshByGosh Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Do people actually find this shit funny?
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:iconyupasama:
Yupasama Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013
of course.
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:iconwearin-plaid:
Wearin-Plaid Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
Yeah. People do.
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:iconvarletlegion:
varletlegion Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013  Student General Artist
This comic was like a river, it flowed with ease and, collided with the punchline, like when the river ends into the ocean. See I can do it too! lol.
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:iconheavykiin:
Heavykiin Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013
That isnt a metaphor, that's a simile
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:iconwearin-plaid:
Wearin-Plaid Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
Like a Homonym or something
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:iconcrow-proxy:
crow-proxy Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
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:icontakimashou:
Takimashou Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
simile.
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:iconphaeton99:
Phaeton99 Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Ah, stream of thought storytelling, flowing all through it! ;D
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:iconmr-geronimo:
Mr-Geronimo Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Oh! I get it! She's saying that it's the most clever thing he's ever said, but it's still dumb, because everything he's ever said is really dumb.
...
I like potato.
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:icongyrin:
Gyrin Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013
But I thought it was pretty good ;n; Leave Wayne alone. He's a good guy.
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:iconsanctus-hospes:
Sanctus-Hospes Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013
This is such a great comic
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:iconthesimmsonian:
thesimmsonian Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Haha clever. :clap:
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:iconpinkuken:
PinkuKen Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013
Everytime I am surprised that Guy is so mean xD First it seem that she would have just sad something nice, and then... forget it :'3 Lol I love her ♥
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