Haha awesome german skillz. and Wayne sticks with them because obviously Guy and Frank are figments of his imagination. When Wayne was a young child he was hit by a car and has been in a coma since. This is why his middle name and last name are Wayne because he has no memory of his actual names. Guy is mean to him because all he can remember is girls are icky and Frank is the creation of violent cartoons.
Great explanation. But wasn't there already one strip where it came out that Wayne and Guy are only products of Franks imagination? But it's still an interesting thought... And possible, too. I have to be good at German. It's my mothertongue.
It's really a great idea. Maybe you'll find it someday in one of drunken-novice's strips. Some people say German is one of the most complicated languages, but I've already heard Dutch, Russian and Mandarin (of course) are harder to learn. I wish you good luck with your studying.