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2GAG - Hazard Pay by Drunken-Novice 2GAG - Hazard Pay by Drunken-Novice
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Whenever I answer the phone and it's a salesman I instantly burst into tears and start crying loudly.
I'd excuse it as a purposeful tactic but it doesn't stop them.

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xXxMiragexXx Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2014  Student General Artist
Whenever I get called by a salesman I just answer either "Hello City morgue, you kill them we chill them, what can I do for you today?" or "Hello, roadkill cafe, you kill it we grill it, what can we make for you today?" it is a good tactic and works quite a bit. XD
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Ashen-Phoenix Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh man... This is genius and quietly terrifying. Go, Guy, go!
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RoseSerpenthelm Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2014
Okay, I have GOT to try this X3
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shibaji Featured By Owner May 21, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
So she does smile on occasion.
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avancna Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Guy is living the other American Dream
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Sephtis Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
And I thought I was the only person who answered random calls with "this is he".
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Temp0ralfool Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2014
well, she answered the call with "this is she" so you're still the only person you know of(real or otherwise) that answered random calls with "this is he"

technically correct is the only kind of correct.
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Sephtis Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Blegh, it's close enough :P
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LeonoraChris Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I tried this kind of job once, years ago. Never again... It was hell, but I still find this one hilarious.
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WorldWalker128 Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2014
The last time a Telephone sales person called I sang a parodied version of Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up. She busted up laughing.
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