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My super clever costumes usually include a mankini and a forced accent.

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:iconpharos-e:
Pharos-E Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
jaja
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:iconphaedrolous:
Phaedrolous Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2013  Student General Artist
You want a clever costume?  Try asking around the Spirit Store chain for Steampunk outfits.  They have no clue what that means.
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:icondtjb:
DTJB Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Logic much?
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:iconthehandsomerocklee:
TheHandsomeRockLee Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2013
Do Offensive Sexist next! Followed by baby powered TVs courtesy of you know who!
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:iconghengizz:
GHENGIZZ Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Ah nuts. Wayne stole my idea for a costume. Who is that woman anyway? ...A love interest...!?
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:iconangelskarith:
AngelsKarith Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2013
his gonna get lynched
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:iconhalftrak:
Halftrak Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
The worst part is that there probably really are people out there that would be offended by wearing the hat used by a particular demographic...
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:icontheultimatefridge:
TheUltimateFridge Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2013
I once dressed as a cardboard box but everyone mistook me as a robot. I like the comic.
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:iconcute-heart:
Cute-Heart Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
hehe
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:iconwanderer619:
Wanderer619 Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2013
Genius
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:icongenesis-omega:
Genesis-Omega Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2013
A lot of the time these days, people actively seem to be trying to be offended. You make even the tiniest remark that's even remotely racial, and not even racist, and boom, you're getting yelled at for offering someone some food that just happens to be associated with their race, and you offer it because it's the only food that's there at the time.
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migohunter Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2013
I am Asian, and I remember ordering a steak at a restaurant and instead got teriyaki steak lol. I wasn't offended but I was a little amused at the assumption the waiter made. Thankfully, the manager of the restaurant served me the correct order free of charge and apologized profusely.

In hindsight, that was a little racist but it's no big deal. =p
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:iconbmo-chopp:
BMO-CHOPP Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2013
Oh im kinda jealous of ur situation XD i guess my asian powers arnt as effective as urs?
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:iconmigohunter:
migohunter Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2013
You must further squint your eyes and speak in broken english. Then you will work your asian magic.
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:iconbmo-chopp:
BMO-CHOPP Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2013
AYE SIR! /salutes u/
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:iconmigohunter:
migohunter Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2013
You must make famiry proud.
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:iconbmo-chopp:
BMO-CHOPP Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2013
I WONT LET U DOWN PAPA!! /raises bowl of rice/
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:iconmigohunter:
migohunter Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2013
Aaaaaah good boy. Study hard now and become doctor okay?
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Backfirejr Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Teriyaki steak is delicious though xD
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:iconmigohunter:
migohunter Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2013
True true, but didn't feel like it that night lol. ^^
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Backfirejr Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Hahaha, fair enough. :D But yeah, they should serve you what you ordered and not what they think you'd be likely to order xD
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:iconmigohunter:
migohunter Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2013
Indeed, it's hilarious that the waiter must be thinking "Asian dude ordering, he must eat teriyaki steak!" x)
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:iconbackfirejr:
Backfirejr Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Exactly! :XD:
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:iconkitsunedzelda:
KitsuneDzelda Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2013
Its a little something called human nature.  When all dangers have been removed from mankind, their first instinct, rather than enjoy the newfound luxury of not dying at this very instant, is to build other spectres, imaginary or not, that may threaten them.  Im afraid it is mankinds basic instinct as an animal to always be on guard against something.
This said, I suggest the next time when you go on a rampage (definitely not saying YOURE on one, if you take it that way XD ) take a good look at what youre about to fight, and ask yourself if this really is a problem worth addressing.  Half the time its not. :) 
  Besides, other people, let alone other races, have such interesting stories to hear.  Why look to intentionally offend people and fight, when you can listen to them and get an earful about how they lived THEIR lives :)
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Genesis-Omega Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2013

I don't do rampages without a proper reason, and don't worry, I'm mature enough to know you're not looking for an argument. I'm just noticing that some people go out of their way to be offended by the most inconsequential things for no reason other than to make a scene. They figure the world owes them something, and if, like a hungry infant, they cry loud enough and long enough, someone will go 'here, take it and calm down', which only feeds their idea that the louder and more obnoxious they are, the more people will give them, and sometimes they even act offended when they get what they want. I know the world doesn't owe me anything, and whatever I want, I should work hard to earn it.

 

That's pretty much my point, though it's only a small part. I tend to get militant about this sort of thing, and when I get in a political mood, I tend to be very vocal about it, verging on multiple paragraphs to where most people just go 'TL;DR'... I don't honestly blame them, either. Sore subjects that no one wants to hear about tend to get pushed under the rug or just ignored.

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MissMelon1560 Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2013  Student Digital Artist
haha lol he's a racist!! spot on! XD
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DesuDan Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2013  Professional General Artist
:iconteheplz:
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discipleneil777 Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Great comic
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varletlegion Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2013  Student General Artist
We live on an army base, so my mom put on a gray t-shirt and pajama pants for Halloween. When people asked if she eas planning on dressing anything she would reply "I'm already dresses as an army wife."

They didn't get it.
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SirRinge Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
:rofl: :faint:
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:iconvarletlegion:
varletlegion Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2013  Student General Artist
lol thank you! :D
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DreadedBlacksmith Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Awesome as always, my friend.
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:iconmacksimum73:
Macksimum73 Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2013
For some odd reason my gardener didn't find as much humor in this as I did.  Wink/Razz 
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:icondexterously:
Dexterously Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Well there goes my costume. DX
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AlexandraAlex Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2013  Student Filmographer
maybe thats why, he has bunny teeth!! i didn't notice it!!
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:iconkittygallor:
KittyGallor Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
you've seen summer wars too!!!!!!???????????I am a dummy! 
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:iconalexandraalex:
AlexandraAlex Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2013  Student Filmographer
yeah... its beyond comprehension!
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:iconkittygallor:
KittyGallor Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
DAMN RIGHT!!!!!  its so rare when you find someone else that has watched it...the double wave 
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:iconalexandraalex:
AlexandraAlex Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2013  Student Filmographer
ikr!! :D
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:iconkittygallor:
KittyGallor Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
it only that game were real!!    with out the evil guy!
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:iconalexandraalex:
AlexandraAlex Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2013  Student Filmographer
ikr!! but it wont happen!! i guess having everything online would be very dangerous!! thats what i learn from the movie!!
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:iconkittygallor:
KittyGallor Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
your right!:LK-grin:....... :paranoid: 
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ElectricB Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2013   General Artist
Are those hats racist now?  I can't keep up....
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SchwarzerRitter Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2013
The problem is the difference between a chinese stereotype and a casual racist is pretty small.
Maybe if he painted his face yellow.
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SomaRuiz Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2013  Professional General Artist
Maybe she didn't get it. XD
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:iconlucifersangelfeather:
some people just can't accept an auti- artistic idea
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Knight-BIshop Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
The only thing that I see that is different is that he put on a hat.
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:iconschwarzerritter:
SchwarzerRitter Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2013
I think he also has fake beaver teeth.
Even though I never heared of that stereotype before.
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:iconknight-bishop:
Knight-BIshop Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I think it is one of them from the 19th century
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:iconryuu-88:
ryuu-88 Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
It is. Really old cartoons would super exaggerate the front teeth.
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