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I used to save up all my affection but one day I got kinda reckless and spent it all. In my defense it was a pretty great Hot Pocket.

I hope you got some despise left to spend because you haven't visited the Twogag Facebook page yet today.

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:icontheatricaly:
theatricaly Featured By Owner May 30, 2013
this, is, war.
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:iconchicha-tan24:
Chicha-tan24 Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Hahaha xD Makes me feel like I should have a budget on my feelings too.
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:iconorhblin:
Orhblin Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
i have to fill out some in my love budget to afford this.
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:iconascarletmoon17:
AScarletmoon17 Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
hahaha XD
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:iconelectroniccyborg:
ElectronicCyborg Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
[this comment has been deleted due to the pure hate of everything in it]
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:iconshadowwshade:
Shadowwshade Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2013
I need to spend my hate more wisely from now on -.-
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:iconcentiumcuspis:
CentiumCuspis Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2013  Student General Artist
I used up most of my hate in middle school and my last job. One of my bosses was a neo-hipster.
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:iconninjamanred896:
NinjaManRed896 Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2013
"Hate budget" huh? Makes sense
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:iconrazmere:
Razmere Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2013
If she hates him so much, why are they always hanging out?
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:iconasharani:
AsharaNi Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2013  Student General Artist
She has said it before-it's because her hate for him is 'unconditional' and she'll never leave him...I suppose she hates him so much that the hate has twisted into itself and become love...:shrug: Or sth like that, anyway.
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:iconsogensamurai:
SogenSamurai Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
A tsundere thing I think.
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:iconschwarzerritter:
SchwarzerRitter Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2013
All are horrible people. My guess is they hang out so they can morally superior.
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:icondarkauthor81:
Darkauthor81 Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2013
If you don't ration your hate wisely, you wont have any left for the important things in life!
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:iconlynchkidme:
lynchkidme Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
BHAHAAH THIS IS AWESOME, SO ME
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:iconkevinrollins:
KevinRollins Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Okay, this is just brilliant.
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:iconzeredek:
Zeredek Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2013
Neo-Hipsters?
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:iconsevenprayers:
SevenPrayers Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
They are people that have become hipsters because it is now cool.

One wonders what happens to the actual hipsters now.
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:iconwhackedgourd:
Whackedgourd Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2013
The real hipsters were swallowed in the whole Neo hipster thing. Suddenly they were cool and hot, so they eventually burned away in self hatred. They are the neo bohomenians you see on the street corner. Give them cash so they can develop their left over film negatives.
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:iconautomouse13:
automouse13 Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2013
Too funny! I love it!
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:iconfullmetal-landon:
FullMetal-Landon Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2013
I have an unlimited supply of hatred. I'm like the Bill Gates of loathing!
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:iconalienavian:
alienavian Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2013
I just love this comic!
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:iconkyoko-li:
Kyoko-Li Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
XD
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:iconandwhyisit:
andwhyisit Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2013
Isn't it meant to be "despite"?
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:iconashlore:
Ashlore Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Nope! [link]
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:iconandwhyisit:
andwhyisit Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2013
You missed the point. That dictionary entry you linked to says that "despise" is a verb, not a noun. Drunken-Novice has written it as a noun. This is wrong.

"Despite" on the other hand IS very much a noun.
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:iconashlore:
Ashlore Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Indeed, you are right!
Brb, back to elementary school!
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:iconmasterofshadows:
masterofshadows Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2013
I could've swore that if anyone had unlimited hate it would be Guy.
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:icondeadcobra:
DeadCobra Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2013
Hilarious
I haw a limitless amount of haltered but i haw it under control
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:iconvelox-mortis:
Velox-Mortis Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I love her expression in the last panel.
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:iconsilvermoon9897:
SilverMoon9897 Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
:lmao:
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:iconominomeccanico:
ominomeccanico Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2013
she have special eyes :D
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:icondreamingofsunshine:
dreamingofsunshine Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2013  Student
Please make a full book of these comics. That would be awesome, they're the best.
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:icontrackia:
trackia Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2013
I'd totally buy that! :D
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:icondarkleonn:
Darkleonn Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2013  Student Writer
i like how you played with diferent angles on this comic ^^ Great job
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:iconskeyedragon:
SkeyeDragon Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2013
I feel the need to express my love for this page.

and wayne looks adorable in the last panel.
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:iconannabeld:
AnnabelD Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2013   General Artist
ahaha the sign says "place" xD didn't notice that at first
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:iconannabeld:
AnnabelD Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2013   General Artist
I don't know if the comic is more funny or the description
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:icontheinfamousjoelinder:
TheInfamousJoeLinder Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2013  Student Digital Artist
xD HOT POOOOOCKET
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:iconmoo-moo-bear:
moo-moo-bear Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2013  Student Digital Artist
I really love this and I really really really love your style :D
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:iconr0-nin:
r0-nin Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2013
hot pockets never live up to their aroma
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:icondeadz0rs:
DEADZ0RS Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2013
The description make me laugh more than the comic sometimes.
Perhaps I just save all my joy for the end.
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:iconpassing37:
passing37 Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2013
He wants her, but if he touches her he's dead.
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:icon00hunny00:
00Hunny00 Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2013
I know right?
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:icondeadz0rs:
DEADZ0RS Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2013
That's how all of my relationship go, am I missing something?
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:iconerknen:
Erknen Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I found this comic to be enjoyable.
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:iconthehandsomerocklee:
TheHandsomeRockLee Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2013
Her expression in the last panel is priceless!
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:iconlynchly:
Lynchly Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I like how you made this comic more dynamic!
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