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Inspired by my neighbor that's really into Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
I hope.

You will go to my terrible Facebook page, and you'll LIKE it!
(see what I did there?)

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:iconxocowilde:
XocoWilde Featured By Owner May 13, 2013   Digital Artist
"not a real magazine" ... then what it is? .-.
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:iconvarletlegion:
varletlegion Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2013  Student General Artist
I can't tell whether it was the man or the woman who whipped out the chainsaw... If it was the woman it would be funny because Guy is still trying to be pro woman defensive, and if it's the man then it's still funny because Guy is just rationalizing it so she doesn't have to get her ass off the couch and help.
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SM51 Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2013
Going through these, I have found that Frank is a psychopathic genius(think Sherlock gone evil scientist), Guy is just a psychopath, and Wayne is a relatively normal guy with mild apathy problems.
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SM51 Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2013
Add to Frank Homicidal tendencies.
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:iconthe-raven-soul:
The-Raven-Soul Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Pretty much sums them up, no? :XD:
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:iconheartsdale2:
heartsdale2 Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013
holy crap.
i read "not a real magazine" all the time
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:iconizzebaya:
Izzebaya Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2012
The descriptions make the comics twice as funny!
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:icongermanvisitor:
germanvisitor Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2012
Second that.
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:iconleonidas666:
Leonidas666 Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
For a moment there I though it was inspired on my mom and dad.
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:iconiamkirara:
IAmKirara Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012
pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft Guy waht
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:iconjerik666:
jerik666 Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
She has a point there.
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:iconwickedchild777:
wickedchild777 Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
xP love it
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:iconraininess:
raininess Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ah, good old "not a real magazine", I loved to pretend reading it whenever I had to look busy.
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:iconsonicwolvelina99:
SonicWolvelina99 Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol. xD
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:iconunfinishedcastles:
unfinishedcastles Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
wayne's face on the second panel was priceless.
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:iconcjj-on:
CJJ-ON Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
dat is scary XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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:iconnurgledisciple14:
nurgledisciple14 Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012   Writer
That Magazine is a Bloody Traitor!
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:iconr0-nin:
r0-nin Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
aww. I only wish the "heart monitor" line on the window/painting went straight on the last panel.

I know that was probably not at all intended, but seems to be a bit of a nice detail. unless the wife was actually alive at the end*



*(yes it was the wife watching tv and drinking beer. I like to keep an open mind =)
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:iconmarat-imparatul:
Marat-Imparatul Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
I actually thought that was a heart monitor before a TV.
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:iconshallow2:
Shallow2 Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
So... Can I subscribe to 'not a real magaz'? Or is the subscription not real as well?
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:iconrazord9:
RazorD9 Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
For all we know the guy was a zombie.
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:iconcosplay-one-day:
cosplay-one-day Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
XD yes! i <3 your comment!
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:iconlarkvisuals:
LarkVisuals Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Haha, i wanna read whatever she's reading.
Btw, what texture did you use if you dont mind me asking?
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:iconkajininnokonoha:
KajininNoKonoha Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
Not a real magazine? Then what's she reading? :iconcuriosityplz:
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:iconinvisabella:
invisabella Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Student Digital Artist
XD not a real magazine

theres two sides to this
well yes now that hes chopped in half there is...
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DamienMuerte Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Would be even funnier if the cute little lifeline on the image in the background would show a zero line in the last panel XD

Waynes face is so priceless XD
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:iconr0-nin:
r0-nin Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
. . . guess I should read a few more of the comments before posting my own. haha.
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DamienMuerte Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
xD if there are many comments I dont read them, too. I wouldnt get away from DA ever again If I would do =)
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:iconthinlyveiledinsanity:
ThinlyVeiledInsanity Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I am enjoying your taste in wall decor...
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:iconmisterunicornnipples:
MisterUnicornNipples Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH...OH GAWD MY SIDES...HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
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:iconjewlthewolf13:
jewlthewolf13 Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Student Digital Artist
oh my...
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:icondrag0n-princess:
Drag0n-Princess Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
ohhh... God... xD
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:iconnnyornieorknee:
NnyorNieorKnee Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
XD Ohmygosh!
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:iconyuesbee:
yuesbee Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
what guy is reading is not a real magazine...
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:iconbookbrink:
bookbrink Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
... My dad once came into my room and woke me up for school by starting up his chainsaw.
He did that twice.
I love my family.
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:iconjbwarner86:
jbwarner86 Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
I love Guy's reaction. I also love that she's reading Not A Real Magazine.
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:iconbrutebrutal:
BruteBrutal Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
nice but the blue thing in the girls nose bother me.
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:iconanastazie-1:
anastazie-1 Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
i think its a nose ring :)
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:iconkeiichi72:
Keiichi72 Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
"Ring'sssssssss" Turns her head to him and there's one on the other side too. Though who knows with these kinds of comics, could be old bubblegum :P
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anastazie-1 Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
haha! bubblegum... ur right i didnt notice the both sides thing... nose gadges!!!!!! those sound gross XD
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:iconzeredek:
Zeredek Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
Domestic violence is funny.
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:iconreggamuffin:
Reggamuffin Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Student General Artist
If it isn't a real magazine what is it? We will never know.
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:iconholydragoner27:
Holydragoner27 Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
..... Puppies???
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:iconsanta57:
Santa57 Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL X)
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:iconmegaadam1000:
MegaAdam1000 Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
This whole joke was taken from Family Guy.
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:iconnot2mention:
Not2Mention Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Nope, Simpson did it.
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:iconmegaadam1000:
MegaAdam1000 Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
[link]

See?
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:iconjarm13:
JARM13 Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
A left side of the corpse and a right side of the corpse , I'm sure they can put it back together in the casket .
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:iconisywood:
isywood Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Student Filmographer
i never thought guy would read real magazines!
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:iconjarm13:
JARM13 Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Did you read what the cover says ?
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