I can't tell whether it was the man or the woman who whipped out the chainsaw... If it was the woman it would be funny because Guy is still trying to be pro woman defensive, and if it's the man then it's still funny because Guy is just rationalizing it so she doesn't have to get her ass off the couch and help.
Going through these, I have found that Frank is a psychopathic genius(think Sherlock gone evil scientist), Guy is just a psychopath, and Wayne is a relatively normal guy with mild apathy problems.
i read "not a real magazine" all the time