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Self diagnosis isn't very efficient, being the hypochondriac that I am, I've diagnosed myself with 34 lethal ailments in my lifetime. Of which only one turned out to be accurate.

Twitter is my drug, and you guys are enabling me!

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Cute-Heart Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XD
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Rentalov Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2013
Wait...if one of your lethal ailment diagnoses turned out to be accurate does that mean you're a ghost comic writer?
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swimmer2525 Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2013
That sad moment when you don't care what it is as long as they are wrong:)
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ShortFocus Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2012  Student Photographer
It's never lupus.
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JohntheMurray Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
lol, its always Lupus
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EmptyShadow Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2012
Well at least he was wrong!
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IAmTheUnison Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
So long as he wasn't right. =D
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Leonidas666 Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Omg... I have that.
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Amishguy Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2012
This is the first time I've laughed at a comic strip in years.
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cosmiic-star Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2012
my grandma got sick.
it was lupus. :icondrhouseplz:
however, this comic is so true with self diagnosis XD google your symptoms and you get "OMG YOU'RE GONNA DIE"
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Rocketeer-Raccoon Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
"It's not Lupus". lol, that always pops up in House. :XD:
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SirMeierlink Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2012
Well, that's comforting to know that it is not Lupus lol
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TigrisISA Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2012  Student General Artist
There seems to be a small problem with the twogag site... It's turned into porn...
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thesimmsonian Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
lol reminds me of the youtube video in which Olivia Wilde - the hottie from House - explains how random people always ask her for medicinal advice, and since she knows next to nothing about meds in real life - coupled with the fact that they only deal with the most dire and worst case scenario shit on the show, she always tells them that what they have must be lupus.
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elizabeth-s Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Clearly he hasn't watched enough procedural medical dramas to know that it's never lupus.
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Mister-23 Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2012   Digital Artist
Lol, such a gag.
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PurpleMoonFang Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lolz
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ToTac Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It's never Lupus ^^

Great btw!
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Xxunknown227xX Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
XDD , all that to make sure wayne wasnt right, really guy, just really? :iconheheplz:
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SoliderWolf23 Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2012
Haha wow...
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Aveku-chan-Kataang Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2012
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF. xDD
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lillyleaf101 Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
my mother has lupus... and a friends mother has it too... very bad illness
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GemFeathers Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
My boyfriend had lupus >w>
The amount of times I've diagnosed myself with something because of the internet xD
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zetra3 Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Actually he was right.. He said it MIGHT be Lupis implying it might be something less or worse... Though Guy would denie it... he won this round..
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LegionaireB Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I bet I know what the pain was: I bet her black heart tried to beat!
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AlanSteenhouwer Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2012
"So don't be offended-"? I can't believe that actually came out of her mouth.
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AlanSteenhouwer Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2012
Oh and it's never Lupus.
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:iconyongyuan:
YongYuan Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2012  Student General Artist
Oh how I wish there was a like button for your comment.
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AlanSteenhouwer Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2012
How often do people claim they have Lupus on the internet?
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YongYuan Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2012  Student General Artist
I was referring to House, they mentioned Lupus in every episode as a possible diagnosis. It never was Lupus...
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:iconalansteenhouwer:
AlanSteenhouwer Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2012
I know. But why would you need "Its never Lupus," button?
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:iconyongyuan:
YongYuan Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2012  Student General Artist
Did I say that? I meant a like button for your comment lol
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:iconalansteenhouwer:
AlanSteenhouwer Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2012
Oh. Because this site would be facebook.
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DaiGurrenDrift Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2012
:iconhouseplz:
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AlanSteenhouwer Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2012
I think her heart actually collapsed into a black hole.
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kilian777 Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2012
Oh no! Guy could only be feeling that pain for one reason...someone is writing about her in a Breast Expansion fetish fan fiction! Ah!
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FelipeCagno Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2012  Professional
Hahaha, you are really knocking those out of the park, man!
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bloodyartist123 Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank god? THANK GOD!? Yeah, thank god for that worst random chest pain would go away.
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VEE141 Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Why is everyone so mean to whats-his-name? xD
What is the guy with the green shirts name? :P
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Moonfire864 Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2012
His name is Wayne. And everyone is mean to him because... well he's Wayne.
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:iconvee141:
VEE141 Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Well,
that answers just about every question I was going to ask x3
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Rollinlol95 Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Wayne=D
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Vyrilien Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Wayne :)
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amitrixwolf Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Guy, can you really trust Frank to make an accurate diagnosis?
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Final-Legend Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
She glad it's worse cause she didn't want Wayne to be right? XD
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Gnoll-El Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2012
Wait! Guy wouldn't let Wayne sleep because because he would dream of her skimpy dressed, but lets Frank do a physical on her? The implications are staggering. Dunt dunt da. XD
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arganthone Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2012  Student General Artist
i wouldn't let frank examine me. ever.
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DeadCobra Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2012
Funny
Yes its good that he is not right cos he as a doctor death
He has a doctors degrease cool
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liger8879 Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Haha! oh Guy you just can't let hi be right? :iconmonkeylaughplz:
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Yangyexin Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2012   Digital Artist
Ahahaha nice. XD
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