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I really hope that my answering machine message in which I pretend to answer the phone is gonna freak people out after I'm dead.

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RedWolfHowls Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Omg 
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Cute-Heart Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lol !
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ZizzaO9 Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2013  Student Artist
hehe, payback
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Scr1b3 Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Nao I really wanna know who was calling!
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:iconmarbelieves:
MarBelieves Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2013
lmao
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:iconhardvaro:
Hardvaro Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013
I just wanted to say that her hair ALWAYS looks like she was running really fast and she just stopped.
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:iconoddsakura:
Oddsakura Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2012
Mine just says "WAIT" and nothing else
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ZinyaWolf Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2012  Hobbyist
lol
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:iconraininess:
raininess Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
X'D The comic is funny, but I just LOVE the answering machine part in the description.
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:iconredwolf17:
RedWolf17 Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
I, uh......I happen to have this ringtone for unknown callers. :innocent: Makes this comic that much funnier!
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:iconjarm13:
JARM13 Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Normally I think Guy is an amusing jerk , NOT THIS TIME . She is spot on . I would do this at work if I could get away with it . I think the worst part is that none of their calls have any point anyway . 99% of the phone calls are a retarded waste of time . Face it you're just not that important that anyone really needs to talk to you .
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Limro Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Uh - In dha face!
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:iconschwarzerritter:
SchwarzerRitter Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2012
This isn't passive aggressive anymore.
This is passive axe crazy.

In her defence, that IS an annoying ringtone.
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:iconzantetsu:
Zantetsu Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
In her defence, he deserved it. That ringtone is shit.
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DaiGurrenDrift Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2012
you have outdone yourself. this is one of the best yet.
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TheyCallMeSage Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Genius. Pure genius.
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Exoe Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2012
I had a phone message where I pretended to answer the phone.
Every voicemail people left me started with "CHANGE YOUR ANNOYING MESSAGE".
On the upside they usually forgot about whatever they were phoning me about.
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Death-by-Stone Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
That flat chested bitch needs to get laid, big time
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:iconrabbitmaskedman:
rabbitmaskedman Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2012  Student Digital Artist
wow...I really despise these people! but, I uess that is the point, huh?
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Ratofblades Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
My brother got tired of getting telemarketing calls, so he asked me to tell them that he died. I did, and he stopped getting the calls.
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codyawesome64 Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Friggin HIGHlarious.
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Xxunknown227xX Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
XDD thats one way to tell someone to get a new ringtone
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devilrabbit66 Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2012
OMG LOL
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:iconrosetheunicorn:
RoseTheUnicorn Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Lawl!
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:iconoenvy:
oEnvy Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2012  Student General Artist
LOLOL

My fave comic yet :D
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:iconcinnamonsugarcube:
cinnamonsugarcube Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This is my favorite, thus far.
So awesome :la:
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:icondrmadison:
DrMadison Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
untz untz untz untz!
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:iconandharian:
Andharian Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2012  Student General Artist
I`m going to do that now o3o
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:iconhrhtomas:
hrhtomas Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2012
That's lateral problem solving right there. And also evil.
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:icondeadcobra:
DeadCobra Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2012
Funny
Yes this ringtone is kinda lame
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:iconfinal-legend:
Final-Legend Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
I love her so much cause of this xDDD
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Eyes-Turned-Skyward Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I would do this, especially for a rave ringtone like that.
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:icondecapiteight:
decapiteight Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
but what if I'm actually in the service.
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Aveku-chan-Kataang Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2012
She is such a bitch. xDD
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Rollinlol95 Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
But that's why we all love her isn't it? XD
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