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The problem with friends is their screwed up reward systems.
If I've earned the prestigious title of "your best friend" then why would you ask me to help you move? I don't understand why I'm being punished!
Something that'll never ask you to help it move is the Twogag Facebook page.
But it'll punish you in other creative ways.Support twogag: Store Donate Facebook Twitter vote 2gag webcomic