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In actuality it isn't the cool people that can talk and sip a drink at the exact same time. But those who're willing to spend the time to hone and perfect that difficult skill.
... I've wasted my life.

Something else that's difficult to master, is coming up with new interesting ways of trying to fool you into following my Twitter feed!

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:iconamaryllisflowers:
amaryllisflowers Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2013  Student Digital Artist
When I was little I tried to learn how to drink lying down. I always wound up looking like Wayne in the last panel.
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:iconcelticirishgirl:
CelticIrishgirl Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
I should start trying that/
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:iconsoapy-lump-nugget:
Soapy-Lump-Nugget Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I hate to be that guy, but Guy looks like she's about to snap in half. It's kind of scary.
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:iconmikkillerib:
Mikkillerib Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
how so?
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:iconkyrtuck:
kyrtuck Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Nice profile views, I don't think we get to see their profiles that much.
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:iconsnoozingmeep:
snoozingmeep Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2013
I laughed harder after reading the artist note.....:iconepiclaughplz:
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:icondracold:
Dracold Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Well, in comics people can drink and speak at the same time. Because it can be assumed, that since the speech bubble can be pretty long and the picture is purely static, that there is a window of tolerance what is happening before the picture, on the picture and after the picture. If this was a movie, the picture would represent one frame happening around the time the speech is happening.
But what I don't get that in most comics, two people who speak with each other on the same panel have both their mouth opened simultaneously. That implies, that they both speak at the same time.
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:iconascarletmoon17:
AScarletmoon17 Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
hahahaha! XD
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:iconmaccarrickluv:
MacCarrickLuv Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
You're wrong. It's VERY cool. :I
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:iconsazorex:
Sazorex Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2013
Seconded, Guy. Seconded...
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:iconmveggy:
mvEGGY Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2013
Ha! I love this! Clearly the girl is the master of cool
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:iconshadowking1988:
ShadowKing1988 Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I don't get the second panel. Did someone shake Wayne's drink before he opened it, or is he doing the Mentos-diet cola challenge?
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:icon96darkangel:
96DarkAngel Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2013
He was speaking and drinking at the same time.
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:iconjess-bot:
Jess-Bot Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Just be like "HEY WHAT'S THAT OVER THERE? [link]"
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:iconlevitating-narwhal:
Levitating-Narwhal Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2013  Student General Artist
You sneaky motherfucker! I actually fell for it! XD He SHOULD do that.
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:iconjess-bot:
Jess-Bot Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
>:D

MWAHAHA! Hehe.
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:iconlevitating-narwhal:
Levitating-Narwhal Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2013  Student General Artist
lol
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:iconred-rum-18:
Red-Rum-18 Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2013  Student General Artist
Oh, now I get it.
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:icongohumansgo:
GoHumansGo Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Wyatt's eyeliner is running
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:iconbobe-tan:
Bobe-tan Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2013
His middle name is Wyatt!

...not really :D
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:iconbillyogoat:
billyogoat Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2013  Student Artist
his name is wayne
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:icongohumansgo:
GoHumansGo Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
motherfucker i can never get that right. thank you.
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:iconbillyogoat:
billyogoat Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2013  Student Artist
no prob
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:icondee-ziner:
Dee-Ziner Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I've done it by mistake once! Afterwards I was like '... aw shite, nobody noticed.'
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:iconnatapocalypse:
NatApocalypse Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
You rock, Guy.
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:iconjnthnbrwnly:
Jnthnbrwnly Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I never knew speaking while drinking was a thing. I've seen people hold a cup or something up to their lip toward the end of a sentence and then drink but never drink and talk simultaneously.
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:iconschwarzerritter:
SchwarzerRitter Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2013
People do it all the time in comics.
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:icongraphiteheart:
GraphiteHeart Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
ha! he has no skillz!
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:iconpriestofdune:
priestofdune Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2013
Damn Guy! Eat a sandwich or something! You're skinnier than a rake! You'll waste way to nothing at this rate!
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:iconjarm13:
JARM13 Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Funny , but why would anyone want to do that ?
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:iconunfinishedcastles:
unfinishedcastles Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
it looks cool. plus something ryan gosling would do.
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:iconjarm13:
JARM13 Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
How does it look cool ? Why would you want to copy an actor ? Every thing he's doing is fake " least that you see " . Sorry I don't want to be a sheep .
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:iconunfinishedcastles:
unfinishedcastles Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
geez calm down i was just making a joke.
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:iconjarm13:
JARM13 Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Chuckle , I wasn't upset at all , just commenting...no really I was just mocking you a bit ...;-) It's kind of like the people who listen to the talk radio shows who never realize that the hosts are just entertainers and don't understand that they try to get people upset and polarized . Their ratings go up when they get people angry . Sigh ...
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:iconfartherroom:
fartherroom Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2013
That one made me laugh out loud.
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:iconlatias43:
latias43 Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2013
XD
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:iconthe-lost-hope:
The-Lost-Hope Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2013  Student General Artist
XD priceless
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:iconthesimmsonian:
thesimmsonian Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I never knew that was a esoteric skill. Finally, there's something I'm naturally gifted at! :la:
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:iconcoco-bizzard:
Coco-Bizzard Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2013
Ha I like it when people attempt to talk while drinking =3 especially if it's a fizzy drink
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:iconsrnichols:
srnichols Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2013
I can do that
never had a lesson xD
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:iconsmacktalker:
smacktalker Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2013  Student General Artist
ive got to learn how to do that


not enough people comment these day's
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:iconjarm13:
JARM13 Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Why would you care ?
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:icondeadcobra:
DeadCobra Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2013
Funny
Guy is so good
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:iconjacob-cross:
Jacob-Cross Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2013
X3
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:iconbryce1350:
Bryce1350 Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Surprisingly, I can talk and sip at the same time. IM NOT A WAYNE YESSS XD
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:iconwintaria:
Wintaria Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2013  Student General Artist
This is me. Crap.
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:icongyrin:
Gyrin Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2013
Don't worry Wayne. Maybe if you ask Frank, he can program the next clone of you to do it!
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:iconpassing37:
passing37 Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2013
Wayne keeps failing in his attempts to impress Guy. Face it Wayne, there will never be sexytime between the two of you.
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:icongermanvisitor:
germanvisitor Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2013
This is how autotune was invented.
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:iconragez7:
ragez7 Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
i think i need to find my breath again, i laughed so hard!
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