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This strip made my girlfriend ask if that's why I was such a dick. So I had to explain to her that some people are just naturals.

The Twogag facebook page will never break up to you, no matter how much of a dick you are to it.
Unless, I guess... You unlike it. It won't stand for that stuff.

The Twogag facebook page is a front for something so secret that I don't even know what it is.
Or it isn't, there's no way to know for sure.
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:iconmundanecreature:
MundaneCreature Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2015  Student General Artist
Hey, I wouldn't mind a yandere girlfriend...
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:iconcupcakequeen16:
Cupcakequeen16 Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
*whispers* Run for your life!
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:icongame-grumps-fangirl:
game-grumps-fangirl Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
RUN BEFORE SHE GETS CLOSER TO YOU!!!
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:iconeengel:
eengel Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2014
It's gonna be hard my friend lol
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:icongoeliath:
goeliath Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! that last panel! the best!
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:icongeraspadaras:
gerasPadaras Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2013
This one will not be so easy :D
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:iconraleyks:
Raleyks Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Hahaha, shame, know how ya feel man... really they just don't get it^^
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FlapjackStudios Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2013
This is seriously amazing. Haha.
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:iconmicroblonde:
Microblonde Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2013
Wait, when did he get a girlfriend

...Also appears you have spam messages in the comments down there. :(
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:iconaustinleebrock:
Austinleebrock Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This isn't gonna go well...
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:iconpankakecarnivor:
PankakeCarnivor Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2013  Student
Too funny
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:iconchickenkai:
ChickenKai Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2013
Honesty. It like healing spell which you never can be sure does it heal you up with negative or positive amounts.
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:iconfriedmeatball:
FriedMeatball Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Ahahahahahahahahahaha! :D! Ah, my eyes, the tears.
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goldenavatar Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2013
Introduce her to Guy, she never has a problem getting rid of people.
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:icondracold:
Dracold Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Or introduce her to Frank, he never has a problem with disposing of people.
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Mango-Monkey-Boy Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2013  Professional General Artist
Sometimes the most brilliant plan backfires.
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:icontoddntheshiningsword:
ToddNTheShiningSword Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
How many people have had a girlfriend just like this? lol
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Ludichris1 Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2013  Hobbyist
haha
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:icondaghrgenzeen:
Daghrgenzeen Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I'd say his strategy sorta backfired on him... :lol:
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TanyaPayne Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2013
my best friend's mother makes $87 an hour on the internet. She has been out of a job for 7 months but last month her paycheck was $15777 just working on the internet for a few hours. Read more here... Can99.com

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frap4 Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2013
NO! BAD D**K HEAD! BAD!
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Ariannap0p Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2013
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cloud-ninelover Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I'm really hoping she becomes a recurring character, she's kinda funny
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raquel890 Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2013
my buddy's aunt makes $79 hourly on the laptop. She has been out of work for nine months but last month her income was $13025 just working on the laptop for a few hours. Read more on this web site....>>> www.fox86.com
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frap4 Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2013
PLEASE SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PLEASE SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PLEASE SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PLEASE SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PLEASE SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PLEASE SSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Johnny-Snow Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2013
this must be a hard comic to write when you have a girlfriend.
also this strategy doesn't work.  needy girls will just cling harder.  especially if all their friends and family members say she should leave you.
ladies.  if everyone who cares about you tells you to leave your man, LEAVE YOUR MAN!!!
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:iconraisinrob:
raisinrob Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
this makes me very uncomfortable.
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:iconsawcats:
SawCats Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
she kinda reminds me of knives chau from scott pilgrim
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:icondevonta-66:
devonta-66 Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
thats what i was thinking when i saw this lol!
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:iconmaplekitty34:
MapleKitty34 Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2013  Student General Artist
This is my sister. All the way.
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:iconalexandraalex:
AlexandraAlex Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2013  Student Filmographer
like his expression at 3rd panel!!
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:iconcaptainfedora:
captainfedora Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
i find it sad that wayne is so relatable to me.
especially in this situation ._.
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:icondexterously:
Dexterously Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ya just made it harder for yourself, Wayne. Way to go!
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:iconcenaris:
Cenaris Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
She's cute but she's also scary obsessive in the making.
I don't which one balances out more.
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:iconcelia94:
Celia94 Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
She gave him his own medicine xD
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BlazeDriver Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That has NOTHING to due with his comment. You bots need to learn how to spam properly. 
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Dexterously Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
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Mifune013 Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
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Dexterously Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Lol too funny! XD
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sonic-jinx Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I do this with pretty much every relationship. And yet still, I manage to be friends with them afterward. Damn I'm good.. XD
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sunshineg9 Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2013
Lmao! This was funny!
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solarpikachu Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This comic makes me smile... only because I laugh at a very limited amount of things XD What I'm trying to say is, good job
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Diddyd47 Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
seriously? wow! amazing! this is so interesting! i think i may click on it right now!
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Talonis-Wolf Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2013  Student General Artist
Please stop scamming.
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Timscorpion Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
*spamming.
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Talonis-Wolf Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2013  Student General Artist
With spamming nothing is to be gained by the offender, with scamming they stand to profit off of it.

Either way, they are *obscenities here*
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solarpikachu Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Umm... whut?
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