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Every Friday I go to the local shop to buy a cucumber, a pack of condoms and a scented candle.

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:icondrag0nblade:
DRAG0NBLADE Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I... I don't get it... can someone explain it to me?
even though I'm not sure I want to know but go ahead please
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:iconkurodiggs:
Kurodiggs Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
voyeurism (i think)
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:icondrag0nblade:
DRAG0NBLADE Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
What does that mean? :?
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:iconkurodiggs:
Kurodiggs Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
a person getting horny from looking at someone undressing or having sex ,usually in secrect.
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:icondrag0nblade:
DRAG0NBLADE Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh...
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Sorry I asked
Thanks for telling me though ><
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:iconkurodiggs:
Kurodiggs Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
no prob
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:iconkyrtuck:
kyrtuck Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Aw poor Wayne
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:iconmrunfortunate:
MrUnfortunate Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013  Hobbyist
This is awesome XD
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:iconelmexican91:
ElMexican91 Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2012
I feel the need to go shopping. for those exact same objects. Any one gonna join me?
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:iconempatheticfrog:
EmpatheticFrog Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Student General Artist
Awkwaaarrrd
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:iconmoonstarthedragoncat:
MoonstarTheDragoncat Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Took me a second but then I got it. XD
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TortallChild Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2012
I got a look like that when i bought chocolate and bubbles at wallgreens
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:iconemeraldthehedgehoge:
EmeraldTheHedgehoge Featured By Owner May 8, 2012  Student Artist
I dont get it >:U
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:iconkat-paw:
kat-paw Featured By Owner May 10, 2012  Hobbyist
They thought he was going to look at women through the telescope and ... well you should be able to fill in the blanks.
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:iconemeraldthehedgehoge:
EmeraldTheHedgehoge Featured By Owner May 10, 2012  Student Artist
Oh. 0_0
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:iconmohamedhp:
Mohamedhp Featured By Owner May 1, 2012  Hobbyist Interface Designer
I can't stop laughing LOL XD
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:iconzeldafan21:
zeldafan21 Featured By Owner May 1, 2012
Theres always a logical answer
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:iconaxiarosewood:
AxiaRosewood Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lol! its crazy how people just ASSUME things.
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:iconlumzi23:
lumzi23 Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lol
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:iconcommodorezeke:
CommodoreZeke Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2012
Some things can't be bought without raising eyebrows. Baby oil is another one. It's for removing price tag glue, dammit!
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:iconandharian:
Andharian Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2012  Student General Artist
omf- I just got the joooooke rofl xD
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:iconxhydralisk:
Xhydralisk Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This is awesome.
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:iconquibby04:
quibby04 Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Aww that took me a sec to get itnbut I gotnit now! *favs*
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:iconallison-beriyani:
Allison-beriyani Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
I love this game!
The two winners are a guy with a skin problem and a clogged toilet that needed a present for his niece, and went tot the checkout with a plunger, jar of Vaseline and a poster of a unicorn; and my friend who needed to do some discharge fabric dying for art class and pick up some new kitchen knives and went to checkout with a set of large knives, six giant bottles of bleach and a six-pack of Coke.
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:iconsapphirezero:
SapphireZero Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2012  Student Writer
That's weirder than the time that I bought a box razors and a pack of condoms.
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:iconcrossfire-invader:
crossfire-invader Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
This... is very clever. Well done. XD
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:iconanj100:
anj100 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2012
He could just be an innocent stargazer who has a runny nose. You people assume the worst. =/
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:icontoxicvisage:
toxicVisage Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
AHAHAHA IT TOOK ME A SEC BUT I GOT IT. hehehe :iconicameplz:
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emolover8815 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i about died laughing XD
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:iconkora-chan:
Kora-chan Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2012   Filmographer
Okay so... if this here comic made me laugh a lot... like, a lot of lots... does that make me a bad person?
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Jaffar8 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2012
i decided to go to the store one night, a bunch of friends we going and they gave me a bunch of cash to get the stuff there, well one of them got to me right before i left and she asked me to get her some tampons, well i was at the store, the look the cashier gave me when i show up at the counter with eight bags of doritos three twelve packs of mountain dew condoms tampons a bag of ice and the thing i went there for, a bag of skittles... they just looked at me for a second like... dude what the hell is going on over there?
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icewolfaspect Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2012
thats epic, its like how my friend bought a pack of condoms and a bag of ice in walmart, that was so funny, and what did i buy, popcorn and marshmallows.
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pepfolgers Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Niceone! Made me laugh, love the logic. XD
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:iconredjaypeg:
redjaypeg Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2012
who buys an open box of kleenex?
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Soapy-Lump-Nugget Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
lol :lol: I have no idea.
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:iconwhatareyoustaringat:
whatareyoustaringat Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2012
this is awesome!i just read....i don't even know how many!!!
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:iconnyanyang:
NyaNyang Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
WTH LOL XD
I got it after 2 seconds of thinking what all the items would add up for.
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:icontearfulsin:
TearfulSin Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thought the telescope was because his junk was too tiny...

I understand after the comments, but they ruined it for me.
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:iconfabianquintero:
FabianQuintero Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2012  Professional General Artist
jajajajaja men you do my happy!
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:iconvickyviolet:
VickyViolet Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I feel like I should get it. But I don't. :(
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:iconmarylandlovely:
MarylandLovely Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
They think he's going to be a peeping tom and jack off :trollface:
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:iconguillaume958:
guillaume958 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2012
they tough he was going to spy on a someone and jack off
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:iconthedeadly7:
TheDeadly7 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2012  Student General Artist
Why so many generic white people?
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:iconhikari-dareigan:
Hikari-Dareigan Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Why not?

The redhead doesn't look white to me.
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:iconthedeadly7:
TheDeadly7 Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2012  Student General Artist
I'm just asking. I've never seen anyone who is, ya know, dark.
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:iconareaith:
Areaith Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2012
Sounds like a fun night to me. XD
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:iconshiroi-youkai:
shiroi-youkai Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
wow i like this style of drawing!
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:iconlivelongbutlol:
LiveLongButLOL Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2012
um...... what's so wrong buying all that?
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:iconkendrakaykaykreate:
KendraKayKayKreate Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2012
it's a masturbation joke.......
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