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2GAG - Around The Block by Drunken-Novice 2GAG - Around The Block by Drunken-Novice
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It's fine people, you enjoy your summer. I'll just be over here holding my breath until fall arrives.

If you're allergic to nuts, then do not consume the Twogag Facebook page.
(because it's nuts)

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:iconimpfeatherdejudejinx:
ImpfeatherDeJudeJinx Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
RUNNING OUT OF COMICS .
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:icon99fluffball:
99fluffball Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
...oh gosh
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:iconhungerygamer:
hungerygamer Featured By Owner May 30, 2013
your descriptions are killing me and Wayne's facial expressions. Way too funny.
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:iconhaxorusman348:
HaxorusMan348 Featured By Owner May 21, 2013  Student General Artist
Then what are vaginas? The penetratee?
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:iconkanaemoxxa:
KanaeMoxxa Featured By Owner May 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
yup they're just instruments of repeated penetration
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:iconamergin1983:
amergin1983 Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
OMG right? Too true words!
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:iconthesleepywolf:
Thesleepywolf Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2013
They definitely don't teach you that in school... they probably should. You know, I think Guy would've taken a whack at him at some point but after that roller coaster comment? Nope, she's never gonna ride him like a pony now. Ever.
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:iconermack7:
Ermack7 Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2013
I have to say, I love the ostriches in this comic =D.
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:iconchicha-tan24:
Chicha-tan24 Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
And thus Guy taught Wayne a very important lesson.
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:icondream-nova:
Dream-Nova Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2013
Yes Wayne, you can tell she wants to get on that roller coaster so badly
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:iconuniquedesire:
UniqueDesire Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
I love his poor innocent and naive expression in panel two! Your comics are great :)
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:iconedurpack:
Edurpack Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
This is comedy gold, I simply love it x'D
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:iconlulu-fukurou:
LuLu-Fukurou Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2013
Kill yourself, Wayne, do it know!
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:iconpokenomnomnom:
PokeNOMNOMNOM Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Haha. xD

...And... I'm actually allergic to nuts. >.>
Not going near your Facebook page, man! xD
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:iconkyronicartist:
KyronicArtist Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Now when (read: if) someone tells me I have a pretty penis, I'll take it as an insult.
Thanks, TwoGAG. You teach me stuff... about... stuff.
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:iconjarm13:
JARM13 Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Very funny and sad . Aside from being stupid why would he believe anything she says ? How wrong that last statement is ... only good tools get looked after and cherished . Chuckle I have some that are over a hundred years old that I still use and they look great .
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:icontrencher7809:
Trencher7809 Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2013  Student General Artist
Why are they feeding ostriches?
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:iconkyronicartist:
KyronicArtist Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Because ostriches are cool.
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:iconstubborninsomniac:
stubborninsomniac Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2013
what a great lesson in anatomy
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:iconpsychoman4:
psychoman4 Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2013
wow he jost got MIND F*CKED 0.0
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:iconsweetbread9:
Sweetbread9 Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
I'm always happy with your comics but i have to say...this one is probably my favorite!
:#1: :lmao:
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:iconsuperepicman:
SuperEpicMan Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I bet that ostrich thinks he has a pretty one
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:iconsonicwolvelina99:
SonicWolvelina99 Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
xD
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:icongatobob:
Gatobob Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2013
I didn't know people could make ostriches look cute
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:iconredaventador:
RedAventador Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
This is....amazing. I don't know what else to say... <3
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:icongerudos:
gerudos Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2013
oh my god those adorable ostrich things
LOOK HES NIBBLIN HIS HAIR... HE FED THE OSTRICH... so cute...
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:iconnachomon:
NachoMon Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2013
Hahaha, so cruel!
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:iconphoezy:
Phoezy Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2013
Im still questioning why your Doctor told you you have a "pretty penis".
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:iconsazorex:
Sazorex Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2013
Guys, not matter what the state of your manhood, a woman will always - ALWAYS - Find a way to make you feel bad about it.
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:iconxhydralisk:
Xhydralisk Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
There goes the average man's self-esteem. Good thing I'm not an average man!
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:iconandharian:
Andharian Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2013  Student General Artist
I like to takes about penises while feeding ostriches too! Fancy that!
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:iconmrmadmaniac:
MrMadManiac Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2013  Hobbyist
Perhaps it's winter and they're at the zoo. :B
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:iconhale-hamasaki:
Hale-Hamasaki Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2013
......HA!
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:iconsupersandro:
SuperSandro Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
What?
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:iconskeyedragon:
SkeyeDragon Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2013
Have I mentioned how happy I am that your comics are getting awesomer and awesomer-looking? Yes yes. I especially love that angle in the first panel. :D
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:iconlegrosclown:
legrosclown Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Where can I go feed austriges too?
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:icononemooseymoose:
onemooseymoose Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Because I always talk about my genitalia when feeding ostriches
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:iconthemfreak:
TheMFreak Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Doesn't everybody?
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:icononemooseymoose:
onemooseymoose Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hey man, there are some real weirdos out there.
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:iconixdenial:
ixDenial Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2013   Digital Artist
And im just sitting here.. Wondering how can any human genital look "pretty"..
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:icon3dgraffiti:
3dgraffiti Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
But you can trust a pretty vagina.
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:iconjec00k:
JEC00k Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lol, this is sooooooo hilarious!
Is this the same comment you used on your last strip? :O
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:icondragonrider24:
dragonrider24 Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2013
around the cock block again Guy? give him a break it's not like he gets out much. :P
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:iconthinusvanrooyen:
ThinusvanRooyen Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yes, but why the ostriches?
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:iconaksroa4a:
AKsroa4a Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2013   Writer
Why the ostriches...?
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:iconscapegoatie:
scapegoatie Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2013
Hmm, I have to wonder why they're feeding ostriches . . .
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:iconaksroa4a:
AKsroa4a Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2013   Writer
I was wondering the same.
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:iconanimerrill:
AniMerrill Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
IF YOU HAVE AN UGLY DICK, THEY WONT FUCK YOU BECAUSE ITS GROSS. IF YOU HAVE A PRETTY DICK, THEY WONT FUCK YOU BECAUSE ITS INEXPERIENCED.

CAN'T I GET A BREAK?!
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:iconaksroa4a:
AKsroa4a Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2013   Writer
You need an average dick, sir.
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:iconanimerrill:
AniMerrill Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
I keep a collection of only the most extraordinary dicks.
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