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It's fine people, you enjoy your summer. I'll just be over here holding my breath until fall arrives.

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:iconicekick:
IceKick Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2013
There's a real place called stuff u know c:

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Red-Rum-18 Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2013  Student General Artist
As soon as I am finished with my final floral solution, I am paving the entire yard.
And b4 you object, it was already paid for and they will be here next week.

"And how did you pay for it?"

... Until I am able answer that, I don't know English as far as you're concerned.
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Erik-Tan Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2013  Student General Artist
And fall's the season that tries to kill ME. I'm really starting to like these 2GAG comics. Glad I gave them a chance. ^^
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:iconchicha-tan24:
Chicha-tan24 Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Hahaha xD But if your killing the earth, your practically digging your own hole xD
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:iconkashirarosea:
kashirarosea Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Faves.
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:iconlupamaxima:
lupamaxima Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Amen to that. I hate how the spring and summer take an offensive on my body...
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:iconsandman840:
sandman840 Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2013
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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:iconway-past-to-cool77:
Way-past-to-cool77 Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
"stuff"
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:iconkyde-drakes:
Kyde-Drakes Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
May I join you in killing the planet? XD
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:iconjohnny-snow:
Johnny-Snow Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2013
dude, get a neti pot. best decision of my life
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:iconorhblin:
Orhblin Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
A petal for a petal, makes the world full of weed killer.
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:iconveneniferous:
Veneniferous Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
This one is probably my favorite one so far haha.
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:iconmillgiass:
millgiass Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2013
The guy looks like a freaking monkey.
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:iconnot-quite-lilac:
Not-Quite-Lilac Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2013
Funny you should say that...
[link]
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:iconmillgiass:
millgiass Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2013
Wow...
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:iconnuffthemighty:
NuffTheMighty Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2013  Hobbyist
You do realize that, in this comic strip, a reference to "the guy" is somewhat ambiguous?
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:iconmillgiass:
millgiass Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2013
The chick named the guy doesn't look like a monkey. It's fairly obvious.
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Kaboose92 Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2013
XDD
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scriptPsychopath Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Dude I can't even go into my basement due to dust allergies.. seriously I'm forbidden to do the laundry because of it lol
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:iconartisticparadox:
ArtisticParadox Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
SUCK IT NATURE!
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:iconmirakhall:
MiraKHall Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
THEN GO OUTSIDE AND SIT IN IT FOR A WHILE, YOU SPRING SISSY! :XD: Allergies wouldn't be much of a problem if you LIVED innit for a period of time in your childhood...
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Hoffers Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'm allergic and I live on the countryside I'm outside every spring summer still get the super allergic attack from pollen... you can't preemptive the pollen its like bio weapon :|
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:iconmirakhall:
MiraKHall Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
No wonder the government want to utilize it. I USED to be immune to such pollen, but since I became more indoor-prone, my nasal passages have never been the same...
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JEC00k Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I'm allergic to a ton of different dusts and pollen, and I spend most of my day year round outside, running around. Allergies aren't just developed, most of the time it's hereditary.
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MiraKHall Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah, I know. I wish the hereditary ones don't show up; it upsets a lot of the ones who ARE allergic to something that they wish they weren't, not out of preference but because of hassle, like with peanuts or glucose. (Glucose-free pizza's pretty tasty, actually, but Dad's rather discriminant about people who can't eat certain foods and demands certain food to be this-free or that-free :roll: grouch-bag doesn't understand...)
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JEC00k Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Agreed. :)
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:iconjbwarner86:
jbwarner86 Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2013
All the same benefits of Allegra without the pesky side effects.
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Foolish-Pride1 Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I can't believe how fast you get these made, my hat is off to you sir!
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AquaMaroonRanger Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I can totally empathize with this sentiment.
My allergies are the worst. :(
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SneakyNannon Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2013
hahahaha! man I need a "stuff" store here! XD
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:iconrazord9:
RazorD9 Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2013
Get them before they get you.

Hate to imagine Wayne running the country.
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CucumberSempai Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Summer here's a good temp so XD No issues here.

My sister and mum with allergies out the gaboozles...well. They're a different matter entirely : P
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:iconfullmetal-landon:
FullMetal-Landon Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2013
I wish I could just skip summer. I'm definitely moving north when I get the chance.
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:iconautomouse13:
automouse13 Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2013
"Now please get the fucking super-soakers!" Too funny!
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:iconhellknightleon:
HellknightLeon Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
I never agree with this comics ideas but Ive yet to find one that I don't agree with. Fuck Earth. (My heart is for Guy)
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TechnoShadowBlood Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
So he's allergic to pollen?
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:icongelafreni:
Gelafreni Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2013  Student Digital Artist
I bask in the summer sun hopping Fall, with all it's evil molds, never finds me!
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Sniper-Bait Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2013  Student Digital Artist
"I'll stop killing the planet when it stops killing me."
^That right there is an AWESOME line! ...and I may just use it later. XD
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SchwarzerRitter Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2013
I hate the summer too, but for a different reason.
It is hot. Way to hot. I can go out in the winter in a t-shirt, but anything above 25C is too much for me.
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ElectronicCyborg Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yeah, I have that problem too...

fuck spring.
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888thLEGION Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
I love how he was "evil" in this strip, and Guy didnt even compliment on it
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passing37 Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2013
Oh, she will retaliate later. Revenge is a dish best served cold :)
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:iconschwarzerritter:
SchwarzerRitter Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2013
Wayne is evil against nature.
Being evil against something without a face seems like a waste of time to Guy.
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:icon888thlegion:
888thLEGION Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
Good point!
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:iconvelox-mortis:
Velox-Mortis Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Seems like a legitimate strategy.
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:icondeadcobra:
DeadCobra Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2013
Don't know if he is smart with this or stupid
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:icongermanvisitor:
germanvisitor Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2013
He could move to a place on top of a high mountain.
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:iconpokemonsega:
pokemonSEGA Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2013  Student General Artist
The greatest fun for a family
Bleach Soaker!!!
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